jade stoned

girls don’t like boys, girls like Halloween decorations and reassurance no one is mad at them

@PopBase as a dancer this upsets me

Margot Robbie completed the Barbie arched feet shot in eight takes.

New Brunswick and not having any service, name a more iconic duo

I think the worst TikTok trend to ever exist is when an influencer tries to sell you something by listing all the positives as negatives.. like ✨hEY giRLiEs ✨ you are not gonna wanna get this 😡 my hair is so soft and thick 🤮🙅‍♀️ WHAT DO U MEAN??? DO I BUY IT OR WHAT???

when the customer says at the end of the phone call “be sure to send over that survey, you did a great job” YES SIR 🫡

Lot of opinions about who “won” Succession. I’m sorry but Willa is living in Logan Roy’s apartment, selling all his stuff, and shipping her husband off to Slovenia. She won. Hands down.

for someone who works in customer support, if someone had a gun to my head and asked me to spell “inconvenience” I’d be dead.

not a single comment says Robitussin….. was that a fever dream????

I’m bleaching my hair one last time and then I’m DONE. FOREVER. If anyone sees me in 6-8 weeks from now and I don’t have roots??? Punch me in the face pls

why is the letter W called double u and not double v????

@NHL man, fuck this dog

CORGI SAID SWISH 🏀 Complete your #NHLBracket before the #StanleyCup Playoffs fun begins! 🤭 (🎥: IG/aircorg)

PLEASE FIRE NICK AND VANESSA LACHEY

Lost my 75 day Duolingo streak… no one talk to me

In my villain era (left a 2 star review)

Flight attendants don’t want you to know this one hack 👀 How to get free food on your flight?? It’s simple: faint! Follow me for more travel hacks and tips 😘🥰

How is it that society has progressed so that I can get ANYTHING delivered to my house… besides weed????? I need answers!!!

I’m on the cover of @WMAG. Wee-hee! Inarticulately grateful for this embarrassment of riches.

Pat and I had plans with another couple for Friday night and we just rescheduled for Sunday brunch 😂😂😂😂 my 30s are creeping up real fast