Brandon Carl

I legitimately CANNOT believe I'm actually here right now!!! ❤️❤️❤️🍻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #UTV #AVLNEW

@ThePrimalDino If anything. It'll be a sweet homage to the Apollo 8 crew 🥹

I think we need to prepare for a distinct possibility on April 5th. Space twitter, this is very important for you all to read and understand, so you can explain to the laymen in the event that this actually occurs. In 1968, humans went to the moon for the first time ever, and they did it during Christmas. And, for the occasion, the Apollo 8 astronauts read a passage from the book of genesis. Fast forward to 2026, and Artemis II is flying a very similar mission, this time, during Easter. An equally, if not more important holy day to Christians all over the world. Now as many of you may know, Astronaut Victor Glover has been very vocal about his faith, and has brought a bible with him to the Moon. This means that there is a significant chance that a reading from the Bible occurs on Easter, in a similar vain to what Apollo 8 did on Christmas. Spitter, your job will be to remind people that this is NOT a political event, and is in fact, something that NASA astronauts have done before, the last time we went to the Moon. Wether this actually occurs, I can’t say, and I imagine it is rather unlikely, but I think that if it does, this will be an extremely publicized and unfortunately an extremely politicized event, and we need to be the rational voices explaining why it is happening. Thank you all for your attention to this matter.

how about get fucked?

Chase DeLauter now leading the league and 3 full teams in home runs

@FahQAndU2 @emzanotti

@bcxcarl @emzanotti

That is one heckin’ cool photo

@S1apSh0es I took a train into Bellevue Ohio today. And I saw the "Big Blue" Conrail NS Heritage unit 🥹

The government used to actually do cool shit.

One of them is on its way to the moon, the other keeps blowing up. I guess NASA concentrated on the important stuff.

For the first time in over 50 years, humans are Moonbound. At 6:35 p.m. EDT (2235 UTC) NASA’s Space Launch System rocket and the Orion spacecraft lifted off from the agency’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida, sending four astronauts on a planned test flight around the Moon and back. go.nasa.gov/4tlRfRS

@luke_metro Money well spent 🫡

I know SLS costs billions per launch but it just has so much aura

LIFTOFF OF ARTEMIS II Carrying the hopes and dreams of millions as four of humanity’s bravest ride a great pillar of fire destined for the Moon, carrying the pride of nations. 📸 - @NASASpaceflight

Oil crisis, unpopular war, corrupt president, stagflation and NASA sending people to the moon. Welcome back 1970s!

“We do these things not because they are easy, but because they are hard.” Godspeed, Artemis II.

#BREAKING 🚨: NASA HAS SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHED THE ARTEMIS II ROCKET

@Falilatt_ You go in the back and wash dishes for three hours 😤

Genuinely curious, what happens if I refuse to tip in America?

@snowiecone GEDDY LEE!!

gun to your head name a canadian

@JRamEnjoyerr 🎵 At least we're not Detroit 🎵

Tigers fans: “We have the best fans in baseball!!!” Also Tigers fans:

@CostaRicanSurf @MACBarstool Oh I'm well aware that this is an April Fools joke. That still doesn't make my original statement moot. Because three MAC schools in Northeast Ohio would be EPIC 🔥🔥🔥

@bcxcarl @MACBarstool Don’t forget it’s April 1st. This is likely someone’s April Fool’s joke. Question every “news” item you see today, especially the sports headlines.

Excited for the future of the MAC!!!

Introducing the "Whelen Caution Crown"! Because nothing says “I’m a serious race fan” like a lightbar on your head. See that caution flag waving...turn on your light! Coming soon to a track near you! #Wheleneng #aprilfools #racing