claire

pain is temporary, bite marks are for like a week

tell people your name with this one simple trick: hi, my name is _______

if i di the back air out do i get another chance at love

why are you, as a man, using animelee

this long distance shit is so hard, how am i meant to have sex on 150 ping

you remind me of the sun on my skin, peeking out from the clouds on a chilly day, blinding me in the most pure and beautiful way, and you expect me to be normal about that??

my dealer should share his location with me because otherwise i will worry about him

i'm not doing too well financially at the moment so i am forced to throw dollar coins at the performers in the strip club, much to their dismay

does this mean i get to make a wish?

r/murder: netflix and chill? more like netflix and kill! i'm going to kill her!

i just got banned from coinbox for, yep, you guessed it. being white.

@tsubiclub the midori sample on burnmaterial is so beautiful

girl who doesn't know the phrase table for two: hi, me and my date would like to have a threesome with a table

my first time as a magician: i need one volunteer from the audience to give me one million dollars

did you know that if you listen really closely you can actually hear it all falling apart

@thebigcod i don't believe you

with my troops

*slaps dealer* that's for making me wait 30 minutes *kisses him* and that's for the weed

schizophrenic guy on LSD , 2C-E , 5-MeO-DMT , 4-HO-MIPT , 5-MAPB , & 6-APVB : is this how normal people feel all the time ?

listening to the smiths on the train so loud that everyone can hear and giving off enough malice to kill any empath within 50 metres

masterchef judge who's secretly a baby: the dish wasn't mashed up enough and there were too many vegetables, it's going to have to be a no from me

@jevtyssbm i made that place

Hobart has what I need

I think it might be moid autumn