beccamals

RATE MY COACHELLA FIT!!!! Only cost $7083 💸💸💸

they should invent a holiday like thanksgiving but with food that tastes good

america needs a mean lesbian president

they should invent a pharmacy with an app that actually works

80° outside and a 4:59 sunset. this is Not Good I Think

For me to go to sleep tonight would require an anesthesiologist

the water damage in my apartment lowkey makes me wanna play among us again

I pray body dysmorphia is real cause otherwise I look really really bad

another caffeinated beverage will fix me i’m sure

covid day 9 brain fog. my brain is running on Windows95 and i’ve been swimming through a lucid dream for the past week and a half. I instantly pass out when I try to spell restirourotont

We laugh But that until our ribs will never get tough be enough

blaming it on my age as if Simone Biles isn’t 3 months older than me 🤣❤️‍🩹 adult gymnastics is not as easy as the Golden Girls of Team USA make it seem 🤧

As dark as this is…..some of y’all need to see this

office life is essentially just “which poshmarked madewell blouse shall I wear with the same exact pair of pants today” every day for the rest of your life

jd vance pees his pance

oh fffuuuckkkk I’m so busy

“How can a black woman also be Indian???” “If a woman has high testosterone does that make her male???” -The people trying to ban race and gender studies.

conservatives aiming for the gold in Mental Gymnastics at the Victim Olympics

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

@KeefewithanF LMFAOOOOOOO HAPPY PRIDE!🐊

@beccamals Becca just shows up on twitter after almost a year and drops this banger 🔥🔥🔥

“when’s the STRAIGHT pride parade???” the chick-fil-a drive thru is open 6 days a week. let us have our own thing