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@beelusk

come for the obscure thoughts, stay for the nothing else

Kentucky, USA เข้าร่วม Nisan 2009
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If you believed Trump would accomplish any one of these things, your ability to process information is so questionable. At best you have horrible intuition or are very gullible idk
brandon*@brndxix

0/6 I’m crying

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Netflix is such a corny name if you think about it ~flicks on the ‘net~ shut up
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@sterrvy You’re doing amazing sweetie
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stezie@sterrvy·
@beelusk what if i send you 5 texts before you can even respond to the first one
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beth@beelusk·
My toxic trait is if you are a terrible texter or always flake on plans I give you that same energy back even though it goes against all my instincts
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USA is having the Olympics we deserve 🥀
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Tim@trouble_man90·
Yall elected fascists because you thought they would give you a stimulus check and bring down the cost of groceries; a year later they’re telling you to limit your meals to a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a corn tortilla. Good job
Aaron Rupar@atrupar

Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."

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stezie@sterrvy·
@z_jiahaoz @beelusk i didn’t think i would be able to tell without knowing but the one on the right is so undeniably hybe lol
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zul@z_jiahaoz·
the ex sm trainee and ex hybe trainee is so evident in their dancing style here x.com/zjhaos/status/…
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beth@beelusk·
@sterrvy This show taught me that you can ruin so many lives and the audience’s main takeaway is that your wife is a bitch
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@sterrvy The matching attachment issues 💞
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My iPad sends me a notification every day on my way to work that I’ve left it at home and I think that’s beautiful
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beth@beelusk·
Why are new kinds of mascaras still being released? At some point we all have to admit every possible way you can make a mascara already exists
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“Did you get this at hobby lobby?” -me insulting your home
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brook 𖤐@crimsonruinz·
crazy how half the country just lives in an alternate reality
brook 𖤐 tweet media
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beth@beelusk·
@sterrvy The body rolls I do when they are forced to slow down
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stezie@sterrvy·
when someone zooms past me (i’m going the speed limit) only to get caught at the same red light as me i become more powerful
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beth@beelusk·
The @ highlight feature in Facebook makes me want to off myself actually
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@sterrvy Literally what
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stezie@sterrvy·
the craziest thing i’ve heard in all of this was a coworker say “i didn’t even know who coldplay was”
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