Skye Meows

tthere's more pressing matters at hand atm like her bladder it's a pressing matter Iwantto press on her bladeer i want her to peeeherselef.

His greed sickens me

Riley just did the this edible aint shit thing now she's laying on me drooling on my boobs

What the hell is she on about??

@lgbtfootporn they laced me Riley I'm. crashing thhe fuck out

@lgbtfootporn the enlightenment I felt reading this tweet

Getting kicked from the karate club because I kept referring to it as a paw chop and going nyaa-haa whenever I did anything

考えうる一番最悪な当たり先...😭

i can’t stop thinking about this video ever since i saw it. i just love how i kept waiting every second for the kitty to lose attention but NO just keeps staring for an uncomfortable & comical amount of time. i love it so much. hall of fame

He's habitually licking his fur, but

居合斬り的な構えのベジット

@lgbtfootporn we put it in the fridge this morning sweetie

@beetrootkitty IM NOT WEAK ITS BEEN IN THE FRIDGE FOR WEEKS

watched her wind up to hit her Easter egg and I just hear a knocking sound, the egg doesn't break and she goes "owwwwww" god she's so pathetic I feel like I have to take care of her

Best friend taking backshots, trans girl being kicked in the stomach, Iranian drone strike video It's for you page its lit

shoegaze? yeah I'm gazing at her shoes and getting a stiffy

told my sensitive young son to find a woman at a book club adn he just came home crying, angry. “they jerk off to the books”. he cursed my existance. i didnt know