Belle 🌹

Yes

Replying “the pleasure is all mine” to a Chick-fil-A employee and instantly becoming the regional manager

the expression at the very end just kills me

date night

Pépito is out (05:02:30)

Pépito is back home (00:35:49)

imagine how good a miller high life would look in a studio ghibli movie

This is my relationship to my student loans

If cracking neck bad then why it feel so good

Just discovered that I am very visible whenever I look through my apartment’s peephole……… I’ve lived here for two years……

@antalonmustdie LMFAOOOO the graphics team went so hard!!! Miss you so much king

I know my antidepressants are working because last night I dreamed my Uber driver was a pug with a skateboard

I just learned that red 40 exacerbates adhd symptoms and I’ve been drinking black cherry mio with red 40 EVERY DAMN DAY

I fucked up listening to white noise on Spotify, now there’s Dishwasher Rinse Cycle | Sleep Sound (12 hours) in my daily mixes

I fully expect to be shown to a back room where they keep a back up supply specifically for bdays

Really fucked up that my pharmacy ran out of adderall during MY BDAY WEEK

The answer was “Emily” but it did give me pause

will never stop thinking about the cold call I made yesterday to a person I have never spoken to in my life, who answered the phone on the second ring, in a tone of such confidence it bordered on confrontational, with "Speak to me."

I’m not a K-pop fan per-say but I do love seeing clips of them saying fuck on stage at Coachella