Penjamin Cool

Wife went number 3

@YungGiamatti I believe the new term for this is “Cheese violence”

As a certified fat man, even this is too much

@thega1nz I know that shit ain’t real but you need to stop talking to that imaginary friend

My attractive female friend texted me “fuck it, take me out on a date” got my reaction and then hit me with “April Fools!”

@NEXT4053 Generally yes, especially in a performance car. Driving a manual corolla LE kinda just blows. And once you get into the really high performance stuff, the automatics are usually pretty good. But yea my 911 is a stick and it rocks

アメリカ人も、 マニュアル車が好きなの？

@JimDawson412545 this is how a cold 30 rack looks at you when it is 97 degrees out also

How that cold 30 rack looks at you in the fridge when it’s 60 and sunny out #cannons

@LocalLegendCoop Is he on house arrest after his misadventures

I haven’t seen Jackson in like 3 years

“But what if Melvin got hit by a homerun and was killed?” Isn’t that how you would want to go?

@ruiruicamovi How about a sunrise off the coast of florida?

アメリカの皆さん。日本の鎌倉から見る夕焼けがとっても綺麗です。よかったらアメリカの綺麗な夕焼けを見せてください！

この投稿を翻訳している全世界の皆さんへ 日本でも猫はとってもかわいい存在です。 是非、あなたの飼っている愛する猫の写真を見せてもらえませんか？ あと、リポストしてくれると嬉しいです。

@Kanenomouja4 Yes

俺のリプ欄にもアメリカ人は現れるのか？🇺🇸

@nikutaberuru Naruto

親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たちに このポストが見えているでしょうか？ 見えていたら 好きな日本のアニメを教えてほしいです。

Jewish team owner btw

アメリカの猫が好きな皆さんへ 日本語が自動翻訳されて英語で表示される様になったみたいですね。 日本でも猫たちの可愛さは変わりません。 この写真の猫は今年２１歳になりました。 あなたの飼っている猫見せてくれませんか？

Ben Zobrist That guy rocked.

@Be2yo_celica That is a fine automobile

昨日からたくさん海外のツイートが流れてくる… と言うことは今ツイートしたら私のセリカちゃんが海外の方達に見てもらえる…？！

@SnipeTheState $ET. Forever and always

What are some stocks you all are looking at right now?

I know you are going to touch yourself to it. Go ahead, save the picture to your camera roll

I placed my hand on his rod, I had to feel it myself. It was long and curved. I knew it would do damage if used correctly. How could I know how he would use it? I had to open myself to him. I turned and bent over. He said “coach you sure?”. I had never been so sure about anything

@ProV1Smile Ballpark beer slots on at 2 for me. Shower beers are generally not good

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

Skill issue