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damn i wish i was your lawyer

@bermanmatt

Holding on to the Oxford comma. #BLM | bokononist

Washington, DC เข้าร่วม Eylül 2011
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damn i wish i was your lawyer
Just watched this guy run 4 red lights in my neighborhood. If you see him, please blow his car up.
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I wonder how many people other than Billy not only have both Trey's and Ringo's numbers but know that both people will answer their calls. Probably a few industry execs but I suspect there's not much too much overlap there.
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@sbadok @radiator9987 Definitely Hadestown. Six and Hamilton are both damn fun, even with the history. Avenue Q, The Book of Mormon, Fun Home, Passing Strange, Spring Awakening… I guess Dear Evan Hanson, though I don’t really love it. Spamalot and The Producers are movie-based but were a blast.
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@vurnt22 First time I actually saw him play was ‘97, and when I saw he was playing fingerstyle on a teeny (custom?) hollow body, everything about his sound made so much more sense to me, and I also realized what an effing incredible and unique a guitarist he is in the rock world.
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Lindsay doesn’t use a pick -does a thumb & forefinger for leads. His guitar’s were built by the late great Rick Turner, who also a guitar or 2 for Jerry Garcia.
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I hope Dave, Eric, and Stephen just audioslave this. Find some awesome vocalist without an ego/alcohol problem and a less cult-y vibe, write some cool new music, and have a happy 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or whatever the hell act they're on. Call it, like, Jane's Rehabilition or something.
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@vurnt22 He is incredibly skilled at self-sabotage. You finally get the essential Eric Avery back in the band. You ride out Dave's years-long struggle with long Covid. You have new music coming out and people excited to see you again. So... must be rug pull time.
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Anybody, including Perry’s wife, attempting to reduce this solely to a conflict over stage volume, is willfully ignoring the darker historical context fueling Perry’s rage-that he’s not currently in top form, whilst Dave has risen from the ashes of both illness & addiction.
Clayton Macleod@ClaytonMacleod

@ResistAmerica @KlausBremner @vurnt22 Looked more like he was using again to me. Haven’t seen that look on his face since the PfP days.

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Watching Perry Farrell meltdown and Jane's Addiction collapse under the weight of anger, alcohol, and acrimony, and it's almost like they never left.
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@vurnt22 I was thrilled to have Avery back in the band, and to finally have Dave back from long covid and the actual full Jane's Addiction back together... so damn this sucks. But also I sorta feel like they wouldn't really be Jane's Addiction unless one of them was having a breakdown.
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Coming out of Xitter retirement to say that I just read @EricIdle’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life,” and in addition to being very funny and very star-studded, the chapter on George Harrison’s death legit made me cry. Beautiful book, Eric, and a hell of a life and story.
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Laura Hayes 🍣
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I never thought this sentence would come from my keyboard, but don’t sleep on the chicken schnitzel at The Prime Rib.
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@RexChapman I can’t imagine how stressful it must have been being a member of Prince’s band, knowing however good you were at your instrument — and you were good, or you wouldn’t be there — dude was better at it than you.
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“When this old world starts getting me down And people are just too much for me to face I climb way up to the top of the stairs And all my cares just drift right into space…” ah no dude’s gonna jump ain’t he
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