Gross Gabbagool

Hi guys. I've been writing like a big fictional story for like a year now and it's really messy and confusing so I'm like redoing it from the beginning but keeping lots of the older aspects. I have an issue though. 1/4 🧵

Would you rather sit in the shink or shit in the sink

@traeshark @c0denamedelta sssaaame

benefits of having a fat bum is anywhere you sit down feels comfy

@femcellord me

who the fuck is autism

Why is your bus driver playing mitski

@LoonaFootFreak Love you

My oomfies keep saying they love me >_<

@NoahVerrier Magnolia leaves are quite tough. That's why I love this plant. It's not just beautiful, but it's resilient. It's brave. It's the definition of power and beauty. Magnolia is a queen.

My oil painting of a magnolia

@Schmrgl @sammichluvrrr Do they just stay there or do your acids break them down

@sammichluvrrr ough its so full of condoms i can feel em squeek

Buying condoms is so embarrassing. ‘Hi can i get a plastic bag big enough for my fat wiener?’ Jesus christ.

@hotpissers2 Call that a nanicycle

Why’s my nan riding a unicycle

@iheartheartssss I love being a bitch

i love being rich ❤️

tewi

@FaggotLabubu no

@beshdebesht It hurts 😥

putting on a powerlifting belt to poop

@Gregy_Online @GopsJazzyOil

we're friends and we suck each other's dicks

@boomhotdog2 ?

5 year old pedophile

@Gop6969Gop LIIIIIIIIIIINTTT

Fuckin gym innit

tewi

@FaggotLabubu why

@beshdebesht Don't wanna throw my back out pushing yknow

@foidkisser67 no it's a nod to how

what did bjork mean by biophilia does she fuck plants

tewi

tewi

@FaggotLabubu why would there be musicians in a train

becoming a conductor and throwing up gang signs at the musicians