colin walker

@nassercricket Russell the quickest in the field? Ever heard of Mike Gatting?

@Aggerscricket @hemasagar_babu good pitch for the neutral, hopefully!

For me - Kane's a cheat

@Herring1967 and Clarkson

@jdowie70 nah sounds suspect

@jdowie70 is that frank zappas kid?

@jdowie70 just doing a Ball'y

A day trip to terminal 5 with the kids? Go on then. #livethedream

@EssexPoliceUK that's not number, well done.

@OfficialHTM great, cos I don't live anywhere near

@OfficialHTM can you do Barrow Inverness?

@1_cuttsie @richardosman "SPOILER ALERT". Two words mate, that's all you needed.

It's Christmas jumper day today! So everyone at work who's normally a boring cock is jovial and fun. Aaaah the bantz

@Telegraph @brianmoore666 was that 28k per nut?

Rambo - a massive Frozen fan

I can't be the only bloke that cries at masterchef?

@DerrenBrown @eatvico I almost didn't see the plug. Almost. Mind twister.

Train people, sense of humour? #didn'tseethatcoming

@piersmorgan too far

When you want tapas and you get tapas, it's a good day