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@suprbigjohn @kai_xbt you are schizophrenic

@kai_xbt To anyone doing this, please make sure NOT to use plastic bags. Most plastic bags contain BPA which can mimic estrogen and block androgens.

Clavicular reveals he would hang a shopping bag full of weights from his d*ck to gain size "You take a bag, fill it with items like five or ten pounds of weights, wrap the bag around your shaft and just hold on. I would usually do that while I was driving. You just hold on with one arm and hope you don't pull up to a stoplight." "You do that for like an hour a day and you can gain like half an inch."

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Happy Valentine’s Day from Trunks 🌹

So many fat people think their bodies violate the laws of physics. That they can create matter (extra fatness) from nothing. They’re not eating enough to get fat, they say. It’s just magic.

#BREAKING: Trump confirms super-weapon used in Maduro’s capture, calls it The ‘Discombobulator’.

O.K., Christmas is over, now we can all go back to the wars of life. Focus, focus, focus-never accept defeat -push hard for total victory!

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.