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My coding confidence fluctuates between "I am a master" and "why do I even have hands"

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@sarawrencomedy Amazing! Would love one, please.

Respond and I'll draw shitty fan art of you. Everyone deserves this.

@neilkod Ugh #puppyLife

Current puppy status

@emilynussbaum I though the lyrics "there's a bad moon on the rise" was "there's a bathroom on the right" until I was 25.

Please tweet your worst musical misunderstanding

Truth

@neilkod @MobbDeep @PRODIGYMOBBDEEP @mobbdeephavoc I was under the impression that there ain't no such thing.

@MobbDeep @PRODIGYMOBBDEEP @mobbdeephavoc

New favorite conference room name at facebook

@neilkod I hold the opposite position. There is no reason to stand up until the line starts to move.

As a taller person, there is one class I will never understand and empathize with: people who remain seated when the plane lands.

How A Software Engineer's Attempt To Make A Crossword Puzzle Exposed A Whole Plagiarism Scandal on.digg.com/2JAdfqw via @Digg

If you keep working on your strengths, you become unique. If you keep working on your weaknesses, you become average. Work with your strengths, delegate your weaknesses.

An exclusive look at an original iPhone prototype theverge.com/2019/3/19/1826… via @Verge

Stop Trying To Recycle Things That Aren't Recyclable on.digg.com/2J7q0t4 via @Digg

This Impressively Executed Short Reimagines 'The Fresh Prince' As A Gritty, Modern Drama on.digg.com/2HfQ8At via @Digg

Dog Sees The Mufasa Death Scene In 'The Lion King,' Loses It Like The Rest Of Us on.digg.com/2JbuAGZ via @Digg

The World Wide Web turns 30: our favorite memories from A to Z theverge.com/2019/3/12/1825… via @Verge

Mark Zuckerberg on Facebook's Future and What Scares Him Most wired.com/story/mark-zuc… via @WIRED

The Prototype iPhones That Hackers Use to Research Apple’s Most Sensitive Code motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/… via @motherboard

“Once Uber and Lyft have burned through [the venture capital], they’re going to have to charge us what the rides are actually worth. Customers will be in for a rude shock” washingtonpost.com/opinions/uber-…

Why 'ji32k7au4a83' Is a Remarkably Common Password gizmodo.com/why-ji32k7au4a… via @gizmodo

An interview with Pyrofex’s CEO Nash Foster incenti.news/an-interview-w…