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#FromACertainPointOfView Archeology professor chases a relic all around the Middle East, destroying historic sites and killing people. Then ends up with . . . nothing.

@BarbaraKJanik No. My avatar is better looking.

Do you use your real photograph on Twitter?

@_p_rittenhouse Waiting for the Atlanta Olympics to be over. What a PITA.

What were you doing in 1996

@phoefsutton I still have never seen Highway Patrol.

@sara_carrion_ Yes, but her husband wouldn't like it.

@CalltoActivism Obdurate

Describe Susan Collins in one word.

@CNN I switched to induction cooking years ago, and will never switch back.

A new study has found that emissions from gas stoves in US homes have the same climate-warming impact as that of half a million gasoline-powered cars — far more than scientists have previously estimated. cnn.it/3gcRyeu

#AsIApproachTheEnd I realize We need to build bridges, Not fences

@classic_film Gomez and Morticia Addams. They always come out on top.

You need to find some substitute parents quickly! Your dream job hinges on your new prospective boss meeting your Mom & Dad--but they're out of the country. What classic TV parents would you "hire" to play your parents? (It can be a mom from one show and a father from another.)

@phoefsutton That was one heck of a faint. 😎

@kdawg0729 @hana___anah If God was real, I'd be afraid of it. Thankfully...

Why are religious people god fearing? Why would you worship something you fear?

@tanxgiveme @StobiesGalaxy I recently got a 3D printer. I call that my replicator. 😎

#greatmoviesthatareundertwohourslong The Third Man

@TeaRoomBetty Yes, with Nutter Butter peanut butter sandwich cookies. mmmmm mmmmmm good

@classic_film Euler has always been a mathematical term used in rotational formulas for me. I guess that's where the term evolved to in skating. Leonhard Euler was an 18th century Swiss mathematician. Interesting

The little step in the middle is called an euler (pronunced "oiler"). I learned that this year! I'm ready for Olympic figure skating.

Some people are just dumb.

@cultstartup Those short comas are a nice break in the day, aren't they?

When I say I'm going to slip into something more comfortable I mean a coma

My new invention: Nutter Butter peanut butter cookies and tomato soup. I'm a genius.

@TriciaLovesBrad The same thing I think about people who smoke tobacco. You put something in your mouth and set it on fire, you idiot.

@classic_film Walk Don't Run starring Cary Grant a remake of THE more the Merrier starring Joel McCrea and Jean Arthur about the housing shortage during the Tokyo Olympics

Name a movie (but no more than 3) that relates to the Olympics! #OlympicsMovies It can take place during the games, focus on an athlete training for the Olympics, star a former Olympic athlete, or be a documentary about the winter or summer games.

That'll teach'em