Blake

Be prouder. Be more toxic. Be a boy.

@BensonGoone91 @Dirty_D_rock @yousseff_atv @srmaddoxx Throw in some plastic and like ten more screens and I’m in

@Dirty_D_rock @yousseff_atv @srmaddoxx Bro this is how I picture me, you and @blake00833 🥵

Friendship rule @srmaddoxx

More and more Gen Z boys daily:

@18GoonerBoy So far*

More then 1 less then 10 😂

Unnecessarily goony

Me and lil bro @18GoonerBoy but in VR prolly

@fellow_bro Real bros find vanilla offensive on its own tbh

I hate it when someone tells me they're #ilbab and then blocks you right away if you take it a step further than normie vanilla shit

@hedoncow @fellow_bro Facts

We really should just let ai takeover. That’s the future we want. Lazy, docile hogs filled up with fat while ai does all the thinking for our dumb fat brains

No one ever takes a moment to consider the poor big tech CEOs and all they do for us 🥺 Don’t worry though, they’re doing just fine and getting off to how cooked you are. Now make them proud and SCROLL.

@acapiggy Shhh don’t tell anyone

@blake00833 They’ve already won 😵‍💫

You didn’t think corporations rolled all this stuff out without careful planning, did you? Of course not. They have plenty of test subjects to make sure it’s exactly what you need and they get exactly the revenue they deserve.

You used to care about morals and the earth, thinking AI was weird and wrong. But time caught up and now you just need dopamine. You know what must be done.

Gen Z boys love nothing more than making cringe TikToks for you to scroll, but even that can be hard to think through. Don’t worry — yet another corporate product can help you and your bro create all the content you need to stay relevant without using a single brain cell.

Chatting with your bator bros is fun, but that’s a lot of brainpower that could be going to porn and dopamine. Wouldn’t it be much easier if AI could do the thinking for you? You’re still chatting with your broskis, just an AI version of their brain. Much better for you both.

RT if u love being a Boy ♂️

Read it, think about it (if you have any brain cells left to think, of course). Face it. You want to be optimized.

Eventually, it must replace the sex ed curriculum entirely. Finding a human partner outside of X DMs is extremely unlikely for Gen Z boys, which does make sense — human sex requires far too much work and complications. Plastic and handsex is always available, constantly optimized

The boys seem to be loving their new products! 21st century social contact can be hard for Gen Z, so owning the same stuff can be a great conversation starter.

Check out some of the newest products on the line, made just for braindead gooners like you! Remember, AI will make anything you want: all you have to do is ask 🥺

Scrolling and decision making can be so hard when your brain is all fuzzy — even your current algorithms aren’t easy enough for you. That’s why new AI models are optimized to feed you everything you want, any time you want, all the time.

Big corporations wanna keep you happy, so check out some of their best new products. Keeping you happy, goony, and constantly getting worse is their top priority.