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@bllix

Software engineer, electronic musician, MYLF. Wu-Tang forever. METAL AS FVCK. Damn, Gina.

Portland, OR. เข้าร่วม Şubat 2008
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ChatGPTits tho
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New Year's Resolution: Listen to all metal songs entitled "Cthulhu"
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BREAKING: #impeachment Hearings to be Held at Four Seasons Stop'n'Pawn Costume Closeouts
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The entire world: "I don't usually post about political stuff, but WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK"
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Ok but when are we going to DO SOMETHING and RISE UP over these fishy Amazon reviews #ImpeachTrumpAgainNOW
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CANADA I HAVE MONEY PLEASE LET US IN
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@kolchak Here to give you the 666th heart!
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Wow 2021, you had one job. "be less really, really bad than 2020". That's it. Just one.
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@mrblaq More like the browser remembered my Twitter password.
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That thing where you can't sleep and then you get really hungry and then you have to pee because fuck everything forever
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Still reeling from the historic all-female spacewalk. There is no kitchen or washing machine out there, what were they even doing the whole time?
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BILLION-DOLLAR IDEA: Put a bunch of malfunctioning bras in space because FLOATING BOOBS
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Conducting all sorts of archeological whatever-the-fuck at the giant Luxor pyramid thing located in Cigar Stank, NV
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Is that a chatbot in your pocket or are you just fucking wasting my time??
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From the author of 2009 best-selling crossword rulebook TITTY GUITAR STRAP DEATH BALLS
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Donning my absolute gayest apparel.
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Not to brag, but I'm pretty sure two toddlers greased my bra with chicken nuggets tonight.
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You know shit just got real in that store aisle when you open Amazon AND the calculator.
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President-Elect Nègaz B. Trèpan
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