Blow Jailey

Happy 30th birthday to @jojowalker23

St. Joe’s principal angrily riding golf cart to commissioner’s office to change these seedings. Absolute insanity!

Nobody messes with my kids college transcripts and gets away with it. Lez be honest, someone’s dog is about to go missing if her AP PE grade doesn’t change back to an A.

So sorry guys. Been stuck in the assistant principal’s office. What a sucky situation that was.

Heads up for more “freshmen” headed this way.

Yes, I saw SJ Freshman and Bishop Sycamore transfer Tounde Yessoufou broke a backboard last night in the game against PV. Relax, when he was actually a freshman, Pioneer Valley High did not exist.

VCA out here playing in the CIF playoffs but nobody wants to talk about how they took a forfeit loss cause they didn’t want to play a girl earlier in the season. A tad overkill when their principal tried to convince CIF “Let’s go Brandon” is their school motto.

This tweet aged so well. However, Panthers will enjoy their first round bye and await the Chowchilla Chinchillas or some other prison town with a smaller population than their school.

Cabrillo High School has not won a football game in 1,480 days and is considering Jon Gruden as their new head coach. Lets hope he doesn’t drive by the prison on the way into town.

This aged perfectly my guy. Enjoy the dance, Ram.

There were reports someone actually pooped in the middle of the school quad yesterday at Righetti High School. Cameras confirm it was just Joe Bailey subbing again in PE.

Sources inform me Cooper Bagby inks 3 year, $200,000 contract in Spike TV’s lingerie football league. The Tik Tok sensation is breaking barriers and expected to get a large number of Homecoming Queen votes next week.

Sources inform me that SJ QB Caden Cuccia might be the first QB to lose his job and his homecoming date to two different teammates in the same week. These transfers are becoming a problem.

Pioneer Valley senior Adrian Ruffino was set to start this week’s game against Santa Maria. That plan literally went in the shitter when a helpless school toilet got in the way. His time at PV may be limited. Tik Tok.

Bishop Sycamore still meets more CIF age requirements than St Joseph basketball.

Anyone want to tell me when St. Joe Bailey is going to acknowledge that the St. Joseph baseball coach was arrested on DUI charges Monday and then allowed to coach in Wednesday’s game. Then, he magically “resigns” Thursday with no talk of it? Arrest logs are public...

Delta High School teacher on administrative leave for holding a fire drill to get out of teaching the 3 students that have been attending regular Zoom classes. Last week a student pulled out a squirt gun during class thinking school would go into lockdown.

I get the Covid protocols but tbh Cabrillo football has been in a 1,092 day quarantine since last win. To make things worse, practice field caught on fire when coach hosts gender reveal party on field. Team officials went to put out the fire but as expected, couldn’t find endzone

Our next nomination for female player of the decade is St. Joseph stud Gillan Nickason. He’s the 5th string QB this year and is headed for his 3rd consecutive JV baseball season.

Joe Bailey will cover a St Joes player getting an acceptance letter to a junior college but what do we got to do to get notice that an OA player was just offered a scholarship to Tennessee Institute of Technology First time any player at that school to ever get a look at a TIT

Sources inform me St Joes will be the first school to require temperature checks and age checks before athletic participation. Tom Mott very excited to get 23 year old Covid “sophomores”.