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BMW owners can't relate

7 years since the "it's ma'am" video

People really think they’ll be having sex every single time 😂 That first month? Yeah, you’re going at it every day, maybe even twice before breakfast. You’re basically allergic to clothes. But give it time and reality checks in. You go from 10+ times a week to 4-5, and that’s still a win. Living together means sex is on tap 24/7, so eventually your brain goes, “Oh cool, it’s here if I want it” and chills out. When you don’t live together, every time you link up it’s straight to the bedroom before you even say “how was your day?” Scarcity does things to you. But here’s the twist: living together unlocks other types of intimacy you couldn’t really tap into before. Cuddling while doing nothing, showering together without it turning into an Olympic event, falling asleep mid-convo. Your sex life isn’t dying — it’s just not the only player on the team anymore. Less frequency doesn’t mean boring. It means you’ve got more ways to be close than just the obvious one.

Bopha demet

@Tkeleele @Mxbeez @Yanda76488410 You ran away from you shithole country you moronic coward shame on you I hope you don't have children we don't need anymore stupid people in this world.

@Mxbeez Tinubu stays in France, that should say a lot about Nigeria

i don't golf but this is beautiful

Banter aside 🚨 In all honesty, sundowns have drastically dropped the ball this season and they do not deserve the league. This club used to win the league with 10 games in hand, this season they are playing Russian roulette with Pirates on the log. I can't believe this!!!!!

@_Hybreed_ @Richard921130

@footy_lifer @Dzungie007 Pathetic piece of shit! This is statistics we’re talking about idiot

@footy_lifer @Dzungie007 You are the type we don't want in our country you even shit on highways

I call him hope, Because he gave us hope 😭😭😭

“Le winter ngathi izobanda kakhulu” -A South African Proverb

Respecting South African laws shouldn’t even be a debate.

Guys nithi it’s hiring season? Sifakeni hle? 😔

@Bosto_M Neale sure o vaya le 3 points 🤣

@blvckdot_ That was funny 😄 😆 🤣

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Successful hate watch, this still has a heartbeat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Hands in points isn't point in games... Gatweng naa? Stellies jou lekker ding🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂... #BetwayPrem