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When Google says they’ve “stopped support” for Nest thermostats, they’re really saying “we’ve started our assholish extortion process.”

Google says they’ve “stopped support” for Nest because it sounds better than “we’ve started our assholish extortion process.”

A Dumpster For Trumpster

Humorist David Sedaris is teaming up with illustrator Bob Staake for a new picture book coming next year. THE SELFISH SISTER, about an entitled sibling who demands everything, is slated for publication by Astra on March 17, 2026. ow.ly/NtrL50XfKxr

Nine Candlesticks.

Telltale proof that the Roomba in the studio is an under-achiever:

#juneteenth2025 #Juneteenth

NYT Selling Bee: so “illegitimize” isn’t legitimate?

@MilaLovesJoe Could you be a bigger more gullible dumb shit? Learn to read.

Thumbnail pencil sketch with digital shading for the new book. 4.5" x 4.5"

@AVGirl4Life Policies that only exceed the fabulousness of her tits?

@jackunheard Probably the same as what Trump pays people to attend his psycho-blabberfest rallies.

How much were these people paid for this?

@RepCarlos Man, did you ever come off as a dumb fuck on CNN. Nicely played!

🚨NEWS —> It’s your Congressman, Carlos Giménez. In Washington, my focus is delivering results for South Florida. Have an issue with a federal agency or need to renew your passport? Never hesitate to call me at (305) 222-0160 🇺🇸

@MilaLovesJoe Name your verified source. I’ll hang on.

Thanks to the "Illustration Department" for having me as a guest on their podcast. I had a poditively fantastic time. Link in comments.

“Balance” - 8” x 8” giclee

Finally figured out what to call a folded-over potato chip: A potaco.

Just doing my humble part to save the world’s refrigerators from being plastered cooler to freezer with ugly magnets. If one retro-inspired fridge magnet is good, then a 12 piece set of MODERNETS is even sweeter. (Go to bobstaake.com/bobshop