matt

@WSpeedClips doof bro chill

You free tomorrow evening?

i’m considered an enemy to my hoa because i keep taking planks of wood from construction sites and leaving them in people’s yards

i am an egirl with a mommy voice larping as a 19 year old man online

@konaman00 ok

That one random u dont even follow commenting "ok" on 2 of ur tweets

tried height peptides and it just made my arms grow longer

@konaman00 i’m poking your effigy in the crotch

Why tf am i getting penis cramps bruh

@xperimenting00 no 😂✌️

leave ur cum on my face 😝

@erasednigga ?

my freaky ass could not work at arbys😭😭😭😭😭

@erasednigga fuck dude 😭😭

Im throwing up poop

how i feel after throwing up everywhere and passing out in the shower

@bigananya on jah

i hate when mfs dont look like their pfp

@baby_cakes0410 i don’t know man why would i know that why did you ask me this

if i sleep with my dildo in me will it stretch me out?

@0MINOUSLUMINOUS wait so when they say hop on mc, they mean….. nahhh 😂😂😳😳

mc stands for magacock

@soupmeowgus thanks folks

me to my oomfs

@burner9977 ok cool

@boiituff I have no opinion of you, Matthew

Everyone has turned idiot

@slothy_420 my balls smell pleasant

my balls smell rancid

@freezingflesh lol!

releasing 12,000 german cockroaches in my own house as a prank

mexico lost #groupsuicidesoon

@Fartbarf45 i used to work at dominoes, every couple months we would take the worst employee and turn them into the pepperoni, don’t eat there

Someone wanna buy me some Domino's?