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Suicide hotline numbers:

You’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled.

you have never not been asking for me to rescue you.

you know the worst part? i knew this was gonna happen but let myself get excited anyway.

why does everything i love fall apart as soon as I touch it?

Is this a crossover episode?

I needed you in my life.

it's always nice to be included in a sentence someone says.

You're a good person, Diane. and that's the most important thing.

I miss you.. Sorry that sounded dumb. I dont miss you, i'm just bored.

You know me, better than anybody and you can't be a part of my life.

When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like.. flags.

Bojack? Why did you call me? i live in chicago, i can't save you.

Every happy ending has the day after the happy ending.

you don't need to explain anything to anyone.

you're the biggest asshole I know and you're the only thing that makes sense to me.

Look, I don't know the future.. This could end in heartbreak for both of us. most relationships do. and if i’m honest, it’s not usually me that gets bored. but i’d like to see where it goes because i like you.

You can live your whole life like it’s a puzzle, put together from different sets. your whole life is full of these pieces that don’t quite fit. But at some point, you start to think it’s you. You’re the piece that doesn’t quite fit.

So you are apologizing?

You are all the things that are wrong with you.

I mean, it's not fine, but, you know, its.. fine.