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At walmart smelling like cum and Taco Bell sauce and dry shampoo Idgaf anymore

And i think he was tweaking in front of us but the live jazz was great!

Bartender did not appreciate the mustard jacuzzi

Texting the Hi man for some Hi

Telling everyone that asks to hit my cigarette or vape that i have every disease including cooties

Being hit on by a serial no tipper makes me want to rip my face off bc what about me makes u think u have a chance……………. Ur broke and UGLY

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Scrolling thru my Snapchat memories and finding random gore pics from 5 years ago that I forgot I had saved

Went to the wine lounge and the owners name was worm

I need a vodka redbull STAT #1130inthemorning

Coke is a girl drug. Youre a boy pick up the fake molly

My apartment

Being a little ghetto with some young hoes is the most fun a woman can have without taking her clothes off

I used to kiss her ankles and call her “my plum” and now she is in a psychward believing that the government wants to harvest her organs. I do not know what to do

Any new cults nearby i can join

The snacks in the ross checkout line b like. Grain free Ed hardy buffalo chicken flavored crispy bites

Me making a martini

@Lurker01234 @cardamomkiss Omg stfuuuu

@cardamomkiss "we're too pretentious for affordable gifts" is actually what this screams.

We sent this message to family ahead of our son's first birthday party and it was well received if any of you are extremely particular In the same way I am

Tyyyy

It’s my 21st birthday buy me a shot $i77sm :)