Henry Goldwire

@HotForMoot Right.

My friend had a job offer rescinded and subsequently backed out of a trip he was planning for us, and I lost >$700. I’m eating the cost and not saying anything. There’s nothing better to do, right?

The difference between a junior and senior programmer is that a junior programmer looks at this and goes “oh, they just made a flexible object wrap around a rotating object under load. easy” and the senior programmer just screams

@garretthughes @vercel sames. dashboard is broken for previously-logged-in browser. I "logged out" by nuking local state (cookies, local storage, session storage) and now I can't log in with github.

Is @vercel down for anyone else or just me? Looks like the session is all messed up but I can't log out.

@Swizec Interfaces and intellisense

If you were giving a 15min brown bag talk on #TypeScript,what would you focus on?

@adamhjk Infrastructing. Alternatively, awesomizing the infra.

When you're writing infrastructure as code, what do you call what you are doing?

@_JamesWard Build-tool-based wheel reinvention detector, both within local codebase+libs and in maven/npm/whatever-reachable repos.

You have 1 year to work on anything you want, your pay is the same, but you magically have any necessary developer skills. What problem do you solve?

@HoarseWisperer “Have other whistleblower complaints been disappeared because of executive privilege?”

Pleaaaaaase, someone ask Maguire: “Do you agree the whistleblower complaint alleges serious potential wrongdoing by numerous parties?” The answer is yes. That destroys the claim that the complaint could be withheld on the basis that it only impugned Trump.

@InezFeltscher Thought experiment 2: I want to be paid by my private employer in them watching me do push-ups. My employer, being an employer, is like “tf you talking about?” and insists on paying with money. QUIT TRYING TO TAKE MAH GUNS!

Lol, ok. I’m an agnostic Jew. But let’s do a thought experiment: I want to be paid by my private employer in AK-47s. My employer is for gun control & refuses to violate his/her conscience, says I can buy my own guns. Gov should force employer to pay me in “assault” rifles, yes?

@atrupar xx

Trump's lawyer's lawyer claims payment to Daniels less than 2 weeks before election wasn't meant to influence the election. "This is done every day. You pay it off to avoid litigation, protect family. You pay it off to protect business. And you pay it off to protect reputation"

On CNN, Trump's lawyer's lawyer (David Schwartz) claims Trump was not aware of the hush agreement with Stormy Daniels or of the $130,000 payment made to her days before the 2016 election

@marcorubio It's coming literally weekly, homie. Could you do something now please?

@RespectableLaw Wait are you saying if you got poop on your forearm, as an example, you wouldn't just wipe it a couple times with paper and go on your merry way?

@seanmdav @prestonjbyrne My first response was "please be a white guy bc nobody needs that shit". 2nd was man am I sick of everyone's gods and guns. Do I need help?

@prestonjbyrne @SpeakerRyan @jordankstein Do you seriously think NYC would be _safer_ if lots of people carried guns? "Gosh if only ten rambos had emptied clips into that crowd..."

@scalzi and such interesting use of present tense.

@ozbob Fremdschämenfreude.

@VP @POTUS hahaha you're lame

@realDonaldTrump Are you still here? Sad.

@realDonaldTrump You and Comey both want your tapes released so do it. If you have none, what was the purpose of this tweet? Looks like intimidation. Why?

Agree!

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