bored chud

Modern day Aristotle.

Buzzword larp larp

Bitches snort cleaning products and research chemicals thinking they’re doing coke with the girlies

Shawty from the uk be way badder then most American foids

Never invite a bad bitch into your inner circle of close friends

Nooo baby don’t kill yourself. I’ve never met anyone with grip like that your one of a kind

Bitches will cut horizontal and say it was a suicide attempt like cmon hoe

There is such a thing as too skinny

I don’t think you guys understand how embarrassing you guys look on twitter

No one is selling kids on vinted retard

Twitter bitches are way hotter than insta bitches but way fricken scarier

Lukewarm take

Do you guys think that dream regrets

You mean to tell me you digest all your food? Like you don’t throw it up after you eat? Ok fatass

I get so sick when I wake up

How much of a unlikable sexually frustrated loser do you have to be

What does is mean when someone wants to be your “desk pet”

How many tweets till my daily limit