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🚨BREAKING🚨 Prime Minister Keir Starmer has appointed Neil Kinnock as his ‘Election Tsar’.

Labour's problem is we simply can't connect to ordinary working class salt-of-the-earth British men like this proud fellow - I listen to this chap and think 'this could be a Labour councillor! these are Labour values! why isn't he one of our candidates?' We Go Again - Labosh! 🌹

@rawsalerts @Underhill_Acct Just answer the question. Did he survive?

@Underhill_Acct Ummmm… you wouldn’t even survive the impact. The moment you hit a raging jet engine fan spinning at around 180+ mph, it’s basically like being thrown into a human-sized blender.

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Frontier Airlines aircraft forced to make an emergency after a pedestrian on the runway was struck and sucked into one of the jet’s engines

 📌#Denver | #Colorado Watch as horrifying footage from earlier this morning shows the moment Frontier Flight 4345, departing from Denver International Airport and bound for Los Angeles, was forced into an emergency evacuation after a man reportedly walked onto the active runway and was sucked into one of the aircraft’s engines during takeoff. The impact triggered a brief engine fire, which was quickly extinguished by airport firefighters. Officials later confirmed the individual had been walking on the runway prior to the incident, though the reason remains unknown and is now under investigation. No injuries were reported among the 231 passengers onboard the aircraft. Frontier Airlines and federal investigators are now reviewing how the person was able to gain access to an active runway at one of the largest airports in the United States, raising serious questions about perimeter and airfield security procedures.

Liberals when they actually have to win people’s vote:

In my house he known for his association with his mother, Mrs Brown. As well as her infamous boys. Of which he is also one.

@Keir_Starmer Keys to number 10 please m8 🙏

It’s important that we reflect and respond to these results - we haven’t done enough to offer people hope for the future. In the coming days I’ll be setting out the path ahead.

@bierkonceagain My inbox is full of people who agree with you 🤝

@bortinez_ His head looks like the tip of a penis just peeking out from a foreskin

This man is now a Reform councillor

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

Evergreen ✨

ToryWipeArse if Labour get 20 seats at the next general election but Freddy Noncington at Cow Poo Polling predicted they’d only get 3:

No where near as bad as predicted.

The continuing continues to continue. Labour’s complete and total destruction remains on course. Don’t weep over the inevitable. The Lord’s plan is doubted but never in doubt.

@hayasaka_aryan @USA_Polling Go eat some nachos you fat sweaty weeb.

@USA_Polling You troons are all about respecting the law until it doesn’t suit you

I, for one, think Democrats should simply ignore the supreme court ruling

My inbox is full of nonces who agree with you.

2nd you say?

Thinking about him tonight 🕊️💔

WOAH. WE’RE HALF WAY THERE WOAH-OH KEIR STARMER NEEDS TO FINISH THE JOB HE PROMISED TO DO WHEN HE STOOD ON THE STEPS OF DOWNING STREET AFTER RECEIVING AN OVERWHELMING MANDATE FROM THE BRITISH PEO-PLE

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CHRISTMAS 2029 🔥🤝 #StarmerStays #ThousandKeirReich