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@RobMarkman ESPN app lays it out for you boss

Having to Google “where can I watch today’s nba playoff games” everyday is annoying as fuck

@Sayitpop Retarded as hell just put that shit in your toiletries bag

These people tried to sneak joints on their flight by putting them in hotdog buns but immediately got sniffed out by the dog

@NFL_ManiaX @ExtinctKB @moneyline_mav I’ll answer that after what I see tomorrow, west team for sure

@botathan69 @ExtinctKB @moneyline_mav 👀👀 Who you got winning it all?

TODAYS NBA SCRIPT 📋 Cavaliers ML Nuggets ML Knicks ML Lakers ML

When LeBron James won his 1st playoff game, Bronny James was just 1 years old. Tonight, LeBron James won his 185th playoff game with Bronny James as his teammate. Read that again. 👑

@seanperrywins Ouch

When you got $500K on the rockets, you best believe we’re turning it into a date night

@moneyline_mav All the home teams

Travis Scott courtside wearing the Air Jordan 1 Low OG Shy Pink "Brown Swoosh" samples 🩷🤎

Sengun plays like he has mayonnaise in his anus

@BIGPLAY_Dave Goy

Just showed up to a #Wrestlemania party and here is the spread. 🤣

@sportsrapport 4k fire tv stick works well for me

Sports are gonna have to solve the watch big streaming games on your hotel TV issue

@0xSweep won’t work

People are making $30,000 a month running ghost kitchens that never cook a single meal Doordash and Uber Eats let anyone list a restaurant on their app in under an hour The way it works is almost stupidly easy You pick a name like "Nashville Hot Chicken Co", scrape a menu off a real restaurant's website and mark every item up 40% There is no kitchen behind the listing When a $22 sandwich order comes in, you open Doordash on a second phone and order the same sandwich from a real restaurant three blocks away for $14 You change the delivery address to the customer's house and the driver picks up the real food from the real restaurant thinking your ghost kitchen made it You pocket $8 without touching a single piece of chicken Run 10 fake restaurants at once, each a different cuisine under a different name, and you're clearing $30,000 a month without owning anything Some scaled it further by renting a UPS mailbox as the address so the listing passed verification Others built networks of 30 or 40 fake brands all feeding off the same three real restaurants in a single zip code The customer never knows. They order a sandwich, get the sandwich and leave a 5 star review for a business that doesn't exist The real restaurant is cooking overtime for a competitor that exists only as a logo on an app The whole model runs on one simple fact. Nobody on either platform actually checks if the kitchen is real The craziest part is that most of it is technically legal You're allowed to resell food. You're allowed to mark up prices. You're allowed to list a business on a platform that doesn't verify addresses The only line you cross is the fake restaurant name and photos, which is misrepresentation, but no platform has ever pressed charges over it At worst your account gets banned and you open a new one the next morning under a different LLC

Gen Z and parents favor old-school tech like iPods and digital cameras for a simpler, less plugged-in life: 'People are just sick of it' trib.al/5jaxgnn

The real reason they got rid of copper pipes: "By drinking copper water you are charging your body and boosting your frequency." "But not only that, copper is antibacterial."

Steph hitting clutch threes, Draymond clamping Kawhi in crunchtime, LeBron has to carry his team again, Bieber is topping the charts Welcome back summer 2016

Buying weed from from that weird dude whose house always smelled like cat piss flavored incense... And getting to take few hits out of his bong that was more expensive than his car... Was a core memory that a lot of you will never find in a depensary.

I am grateful to the NBPA for advocating on my behalf and to the NBA for their fair decision. It was so important to me to be present for the birth of my daughter in December and I appreciate Mark, Jeanie, Rob, JJ, and the entire Lakers organization for fully supporting me and allowing me to travel to be there. This season has been so special to me because of what my teammates and I have been able to accomplish, and I am honored to have the opportunity to be considered for the league’s end-of-season awards.

THIS IS INSANE. Allbirds is now up 910% in a single day, adding $143 million to its market cap. Yesterday it was just a $22 million company that was about to shut down forever.

@LegionHoops Was always Flagg

JUST IN: Kon Knueppel’s odds to win Rookie of the Year have tanked after shooting only 16% in last night’s play-in game. Cooper Flagg is now expected to win ROTY. This is insane and unfair… not just because of the reaction to one game, but because the play-in is absolutely NOT supposed to count for or against Kon Knueppel. However, this year, votes are supposed to already be in, but due to the league reviewing Luka’s award eligibility, they asked the media to delay their votes a couple of days. Despite the delay, Rookie of the Year is still strictly a regular season award, but traders are predicting that, since the voters are human, they’ll use Kon’s recent performance against him, even though it shouldn’t. One of the craziest ROTY races of all-time.