Steve Finesse

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Steve Finesse

@bplmurphy

Professional dickhead.

London เข้าร่วม Şubat 2009

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Steve Finesse@bplmurphy·21 Eki

This photo of Phil Collins looks like its from a local paper, where he's complained to council about people leaving bin-bags in a stairwell

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Gwdihŵ 🦉@youwouldknow·23h

My husband & I trying to get into Berghain

mac@batsdune

these new stillsuits are so sick

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dan@Dansplainer·20h

i like that the car plays a little jingle when you don't wear a seatbelt to reward your bravery

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cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆@Okay_Bye___·2d

Eggs watching the rest of the fridge from their special tray

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chico terry@lamastabo·1d

Babe thats die antwoord

mac@batsdune

these new stillsuits are so sick

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Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsn·1d

I have an idea for the Oscars. What if at the end of every decade there's a Movie of the Decade that's totally retrospective, and it can't have won Best Picture at the time? The movie with staying power? So for the 1990s it probably would have been something like Goodfellas,

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ؘ@urth2p·1d

some guy out there is making ai fruits cheat on eachother and earning more than us

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Scoob@Scoobydouchebag·1d

Imagine talking to 2001 you and being like yeah afroman actually won a pretty big first amendment case

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John Delmenico@thebigjohnnyd·1d

You're laughing? A cop testified under oath that he does not know if Afroman fucked his wife, and you're laughing?

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James Corrigan (never had a blue tick)@jcorrigangolf·2d

‘Score six goals - quickly. Seven, if poss’

Footy Humour@FootyHumour

How are you handing Garnacho a note in the 85th minute at 2–8 😭 what a guy

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paul bassett davies@thewritertype·2d

If your middle-class marriage is in difficulty and you can afford to attend couples counselling, don't. Spend the money on buying separate dishwashers, which solves the problem in many cases.

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mooms : expert@Danny_McMoomins·2d

Huel Discount Code

Brizzy@Utdbrizzy

How are you handing Garnacho a note in the 85th minute at 2–8 😂😂

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On Yer Head App - Football Trivia Game@onyerheadapp·3d

Your dad wearing his new polo shirt on the first night of the all inclusive

On Yer Head App - Football Trivia Game tweet media

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PD@1_2spaces·4d

Arteta and Jover on the touchline watching Rice and Saka launch corners.

Globe Eye News@GlobeEyeNews

North Korea’s Kim Jong Un watches rocket tests with his daughter.

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Sridhar Ramesh@RadishHarmers·5d

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

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laura@1aurarose·5d

it’s 8:33 in the morning and i’ve seen max dowman being compared to aguero…from May onwards life will be unliveable

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Billie@Billie_T·5d

Spurs have been playing a right back left back all season. In January they signed an actual left footed left back. He’s currently playing on the right wing.

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