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gooberito

@brazenburrito

pure of heart and dumb of ass • she/her

Pittsburgh, PA เข้าร่วม Eylül 2013
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always mildly surprised that the collective grief of the pandemic didn't make people kinder to each other
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Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·
These trucks are ridiculously stupid. They have blind spots the size of Texas. They're inefficient, expensive, dumb luxury vehicles.
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E X X ➠A L E R T S@ExxAlerts

ALERT: Florida woman drives her lifted truck over a Lamborghini she didn't see in a parking lot. “Thank you God for another day and another chance,” the man in the Lamborghini said. “Material things don't matter to me, my health is the main thing. Nothing stops us, there is much more to grow.”

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jourdain searles@judysquirrels·
i don’t care about any CEO’s feelings and frankly it’s offensive that I have to hear about them at all
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
He was okay, he got up and laughed at himself and pedaled off to presumably eat a slice of humble pie
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
Mike and I watched a dude on a bicycle attempt a wheelie and eat shit in front of everyone at the intersection of Fifth and Craig
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taylor@GeorgeTaylorG·
How it feels listening to dogshit music you loved in high school.
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
@midori_deane He grew up into a sweet boy!! He's now 4, lives with my mom, and has two evil little brothers who put him on his place.
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
It's the same picture
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
This is peak comedy for me
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Jeanie Kyle
Jeanie Kyle@JeanieKyle1·
@oreoeocat @CleeWeezy I’ve seen the x-rays but I’m still compelled to ask why everything on her body is in the wrong place
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
I am currently at Valley High School in Tarentum and the last time I was in a room with so much other pink hair was when I tried out the Unitarian church
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GL@gldivittorio·
First they came for the non NYC residents with a second, third, or sixth home in the city valued at over $5 million dollars, and I did not speak out
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blade@vvvanitaas·
my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11
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gooberito@brazenburrito·
Seeing 22 year old college students do a cynical show about marriage
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