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@daddykopitar Darcy famously had nothing to do with this lol

Your Los Angeles Kings are quite literally the hottest team in the NHL, with players like Anze Kopitar, Quinton Byfield, and Darcy Kuemper all Mogmaxxing rn

@lootrahs This guy has a right wing grift podcast and is Tucker Carlson’s next guest

@TheBannermenPod That was so annoying. They had a real chance tonight.

Doughty got walked twice on that OT goal sequence.

@HotForMoot I don’t think you have any idea how much harder it is to have a nice beard than it is to be clean shaven

Beards indicate laziness

@Sportsnet @fialafallo LA Kings polar bear in Arlington

Five or more straight #StanleyCup Playoff berths for these six teams 💪 Will one of them bring home the Cup this year? 👀

@BuiltForLA Let’s wait to see how the Ducks are playing, they might be easier to root for this year

Kings really bout to play Edmonton again… aren’t they…

@LGKTooCool @NHLRussell Well that sucks.

@breadmanlakings @NHLRussell I don't know about Hyman's status but Draisaitl is absolutely going to be back.

Kings can leapfrog Anaheim with two points tonight after the Ducks lose 3-2 to the Wild. Would potentially set up a fifth straight LA/EDM first round series.

@TheBannermenPod This is brilliant 😂😂

@ByfieldForHart The good old Delusion Tool

I like this tool

It sounds like a fucking graveyard in Vancouver. It’s a tied game.

@blahblahemilyy *checks thirst traps* call me a disciple

call me jesus the way I’m looking for my followers

Darcy, please hold it together tonight

@minarikanggg Can I make this my pinned tweet

there are so many horny white boys on here omgggggg

I’m 100% with you. The Pats absolutely should be looking at what their discipline options are. This is a lack of professionalism that reflects badly on the organization. My point is that ESPN had no choice but to fire Dianna, which is not the case for the Pats based on what their individual roles are and how an affair affects those roles.

@breadmanlakings @selenaax_ Correct, but mixing the lines with the media isn’t coaching. In the nfl it’s part of being a coach. You’re talking like he coaches Mount Tabor High School. Let’s be real…college coaches are being held accountable in a professional game now…why not the NFL??

mike vrabel next. STOP LETTING AFFAIRS RUIN WOMEN’S CAREER WHILE MEN GET TO KEEP THEIR JOB.

I can’t tell if you don’t understand or if you don’t want to understand. Vrabel was hired to do a thing. He did that thing to a satisfactory level, regardless of what else he did. Dianna was hired to do a thing. She didn’t do that thing, lied about doing that thing, and put her employer in a no-win situation. That’s why she was fired.

@breadmanlakings @selenaax_ That wasn’t coaching football.

Those are almost all certainly the case. All worthy grounds for the Pats to discipline him. But that still didn’t affect his ability to do the job he was hired to do. He’s still a football coach who was coaching football. She was presenting herself as an objective reporter, which she was clearly was not.

@breadmanlakings @selenaax_ What is Vrabel was using Russini. To create media narratives to influence free agency, trades, etc? It’s not that much of a reach, especially when you truly dig

@citchmook I would wait like 6 hours. If the Kings beat the Canucks and the Ducks lose to the Wild, that likelihood gets really slim.

Avalanche vs Kings is all but confirmed.

@MsTikq @BuffaloSabres I apologize for not getting the reference, but I know it was an absolute banger

@breadmanlakings @BuffaloSabres Mildred?! (Most of you won't get this and it's fine. I just had to! :D )

Hey sabrehood. Sabres Admin here. We’ve been through a lot together. But specifically, I’VE been through a lot. Tomorrow is the last day of the regular season, so it seems like a good time to get some things off my chest. And so, today is now dedicated to the RECEIPTS.