brie 😌

The Best Picture nominees as Drag Race moments Bugonia

is Jigsaw a producer on this season of #LoveIslandUSA

looking at dinosaurs & being like ‘that’s mother’

@waxminute try the dirty dew for me

@pigeon_douglas @fatherstink I read that as ‘already smoking with me’

Meet Buddy the smiley baby pigeon rescued from Blackfriars Station. Already smoking me with his wing when I try to clean him out and currently eating me out of house and home.

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me: this hot chocolate is so rich and indulgent! I just wish there was something I could add to make it truly luxurious the sumptuous whipped cream:

SUMMON THE HORDE

i swear in nosferatu theres a north american bird call in the background at some point and i felt like a huge geek for noticing

nicole kidman & hugh grant are the same type of person

A Dark-eyed Junco wearing a snowflake on his cheek ❄️

i’ve had social media deleted for the past 3 weeks (i log in a couple times a week to check messages or if i need to post) & the smartphone addiction has me refreshing the chrome homepage & reading stuff like this (& this is the more interesting stuff)

living outside the US has given me such perspective on thanksgiving like what do you mean for one holiday we have: • family drama • an average of 5 deep fried turkey deaths • televised parade, football games, & dog show • waiting outside for hours to fight people in stores

london 20s friend groups are wild because what do you mean one person is late because of a wartime bomb & another is late from coordinating wildlife rescue with the fire brigade

i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it i cannot let the IUD know i’m scared of it

@lilpinkbloob the surrey version is that Maps sends you into the forest. suddenly i’m on a quest.

citymapper/apple/google maps always sends me down the strangest alleys ever and is out to kill me. i’m on a street that looks like a set not real at all.

guys the night before an international flight my dog got sprayed by a skunk & now all my bags and myself reek