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If a man invests all of his money, all of his time, and all of his intellect into giving the world what it needs... the world will have no choice but to give him what he wants.

Justin Bieber & Kanye West really go way back..

He was complained to the administration that he drinks tea all day and does not work. Thereupon, the security cameras were examined and he was given a salary bonus.

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE PRESS STATEMENT FALSE ALLEGATION OF HIDDEN SPENDING AND DIVERSION OF FEDERATION REVENUE The attention of the Federal Ministry of Finance has been drawn to recent media reports and commentaries that misrepresent the findings of the latest Nigeria Development Update by the World Bank, particularly claims suggesting that a significant portion of federation earnings is being “diverted” or constitutes “hidden spending.” These interpretations misrepresent the World Bank’s analysis and reflect a misunderstanding of the fiscal system. MISINTERPRETATION OF FAAC DEDUCTIONS The misreporting in question incorrectly characterises Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) deductions as “waste” or missing funds. This is incorrect. FAAC deductions, as presented in the World Bank report, include: Statutory transfers, Savings and investments, Security-related expenditures, Cost-of-collection charges, Refunds to Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs), Transfers and interventions benefiting subnational governments. It is important to emphasise that refunds and transfers to states and other tiers of government are not leakages. They represent legitimate fiscal flows, including repayments of obligations and statutorily backed allocations. SELECTIVE USE OF OUTDATED DATA Some commentaries selectively relied on past data while ignoring the forward-looking analysis and ongoing public financial management reforms highlighted in the report. The World Bank explicitly notes that reforms implemented in early 2026, including the recently signed Executive Order to safeguard remittance of petroleum revenues, are already addressing concerns around deductions, and are expected to improve transparency while increasing revenues available to all tiers of government by about 0.4% of GDP annually. Misinterpreting one aspect of the analysis without acknowledging the progressive reforms and measures already introduced to enhance distributable federation revenues gives a distorted picture. STRONGER MACROECONOMIC FUNDAMENTALS The broader message of the World Bank report is positive and forward-looking: Economic growth is becoming more broad-based across sectors. Inflation, while still elevated, is declining due to deliberate policy actions. Nigeria’s external position has strengthened significantly, with improved reserves and a current account surplus. Debt indicators have improved, including a decline in the debt-to-GDP ratio, the first in over a decade. These developments reflect the outcomes of the current administration's ongoing macroeconomic policies and public financial management reforms. THE REAL MESSAGE OF THE REPORT The World Bank does not conclude that Nigeria’s fiscal system is collapsing or that reforms have failed. Rather, it states that reforms are working, and they must be sustained and deepened to translate macroeconomic gains into inclusive growth. CONCLUSION The Federal Government remains committed to strengthening fiscal transparency, improving revenue mobilisation, ensuring efficient public spending, and deepening reforms to support inclusive economic growth. An accurate understanding and responsible reporting of fiscal information are critical to maintaining confidence in Nigeria’s reform trajectory and economic outlook. We urge stakeholders, media organisations, and the public to engage constructively with fiscal information and avoid twisted interpretations that may undermine reform efforts and fuel public discord. Signed Taiwo Oyedele Honourable Minister of State for Finance, Federal Republic of Nigeria April 19, 2026

Be honest… if you could choose a spouse from the Bible, who are you picking?👀

Dr Olukoya sighted. These are untold stories of how churches have built talents. I believe he also had rewards for 1st class students in mathematics in Unilag back then. TB Joshua and some other pastors also had sporting academies for talents.

Men that keep fvckn you after cuming cos his D still so hard >>>>>>>>> 🔥

That one thing you did to a partner you can never forgive yourself for.

I was down bad. Typhoid and malaria hit me same week. Went to a private hospital — doctor said drugs, drip, and lab tests would cost 27k. My dad sent me 30k that morning. Voice note came with it: “Treat yourself, no stories. That same afternoon, my woman called me crying. Her landlord was sealing her shop that evening if she didn’t drop 25k for rent. She sold thrift clothes online and that small shop was her only base. She said she’d lose everything if he threw her load outside. I stared at the alert. Stared at my body shaking from fever. Stared at the paracetamol I’d been popping. I sent her 27k. Told myself I’m strong, I can hold small fever. Her shop was life or death for her. She screamed “you saved me” on the phone. Posted my picture with “my king” that night.

“Last week, my 12 year old nephew, Jamal, was to receive an honours award at school, so we all went along to cheer him. Before we left the house, he gave his parents a very clear warning: “Daddy, Mummy, please don’t embarrass me today. Don’t scream my name, no shouting. Try to act normal.” He was completely serious, you could see it on his face. Then he turned to me and said, “Control them,” I nodded and smiled. We arrived his school, and the award ceremony began. When Jamal’s name was mentioned, his parents shouted his name, clapped louder than anyone else, and his dad even stood up repeatedly yelling, “That’s my boy!” My sister was practically jumping out of her seat with excitement. Of course, I joined them, shouting “Jamal! Jamal!” After the awards, the headteacher asked the students to turn and acknowledge their families. We waved at him again, all excited, trying to get his attention. Jamal kept dodging eye contact, he was shaking his head like we had disappointed him, and quickly hid behind his friend. 😂 On our way home, he complained bitterly the entire time. “Can you people ever act normal? No one was shouting like the way you did. Aunty, you even joined them…” he went on like that until we got home. Guess what? Another Essay competition is coming up at the end of the month, and he is part of it again. We are still going to shout his name. He will accept this love whether he likes it or not. We cannot come and be forming mature family members when our own child is winning.” Abi na bad thing?

In the early 2000s I used to vandalize Wikipedia for fun. My favourite was a user had a note on their page: "This page has been vandalized 14 times". I changed 14 to 15. They couldn't do anything about it.

彼氏のPCをこっそり調べたら、えげつない量のアダルト動画が入っていた。多少は覚悟していたものの、さすがにこの数は想定外だ。風呂から戻ってきた彼に黙って画面を見せると、すぐに察した様子。 「たぶん勘違いしてるな。大丈夫だよ」 勘違いもなにもないでしょ。 「俺はね、ちゃんと全部買ってる」