bug_deal

hand me my 5-irony

f this!! I'm logging off!! smell ya never! please don't make bets about me!

lord please grant me the strength to delete my social media accounts and eat breakfast most days

fuck

@fart in a way, being bad is even nicer than being nice

@homework_liker im going to program a custom browser add on that deletes people who troll me!!

@homework_liker take this gold star and suffer

there would be a lot less jealousy and hatred in this world if twitter didn't tell you people favorited tweets that mention you

@BronzeHammer @neonwario hey! I'm walking here! new york.

@stefhowie @Burgerdude1487 if it was ....like....REO Speedwagon play'n?....never wudda happen.

@stefhowie I thought so... I'm so glad

@respected_loner the 80s? a truly twisted time in american history...

@stefhowie oh my. god

@respected_loner wow... good luck getting on a plane with those!

@respected_loner you should give it to me for listening to it

@myDXMprobIem @respected_loner @steveabrams yeah... I like when seth gets worked up about stuff

I definitely can't take it & am increasingly rethinking dishing it out

@respected_loner @steveabrams you weren't kidding about the podcast?? *sprays spit for 6 seconds*