Burt and 37,969 others

""Tried to make me go to rehab and i said no, no, no surrender ""

So all the ex pros on sky think hibs goal should have been chalked off.... But the 3 men on VAR don't Funny that

Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂

The producers of half man done a really good job gettin a 27 yr old to play a 14 yr old🤣

@davjens109 Wait till you hear about the nurses that went to high schools and had to feel all the boys balls 🤣 That was a thing as well !

Quite possibly Julie’s best thread of all time. This did not happen at any school I ever went to and I’ve never heard of this happening anywhere else. This would 10000000000% be talked about if this was normal back then

What an incredible shot

Not many people know this but the symbol on Nottingham Forest's badge is an outline of Martin O'Neil's hair from when he played there. Its often mistaken for a tree 🙄 #NottinghamForestFACTS @moneill31

HEYYYY YOU GUUYYYSSS 😂😂👀

@Tuccidilussoinc No they don't

Nobody tells you this — but people notice your belt. Investors. Clients. The room. They notice everything. The Tucci Di Lusso Smart Belt is what men who've figured that out are wearing. Handcrafted Italian leather. This drop won't last. Are you in or are you still settling?

@DaftLimmy I met all of them at a charity do once

Fucking superb.

@Geesmith1872 @eddieclarke2 But you're just a racist cunt ?

@burtsimsin @eddieclarke2 Thanks mate I don’t have selective outrage

This is what social media allows nowadays. This is seen as acceptable in a percentage of society. The first post has 30 likes and not one comment from fellow fans calling it out. Sometimes I absolutely detest what society has become.

@Geesmith1872 @eddieclarke2 You sound lovely 😏

@eddieclarke2 Eddie while that is wrong, your retweeting posts about the pope It’s a shame society can’t call out figures who have sweeped child abuse cases under the carpet, why aren’t you calling it out??

A geologist faked the LARGEST gold discovery in HISTORY by filing flakes off his own wedding ring. The company hit $6 BILLION. There was no gold. > Michael de Guzman was a Filipino geologist hired to test a jungle site in Borneo that twelve mining companies had already written off as worthless. > After months of disappointing results, he suddenly told his bosses he knew exactly where to drill. > He said the location had come to him in a dream. > He had been filing gold off his own wedding ring and mixing the flakes into the crushed core samples before sending them to the lab. > As results kept coming back positive he started buying gold panned from local rivers, $61,000 of it over two and a half years, and adding it in precise quantities to avoid raising suspicion. > Bre-X went from a penny stock to a $6 BILLION company. > The Ontario Teachers Pension Plan invested. The Quebec public pension fund invested. Mutual funds across North America piled in. > Freeport-McMoRan, one of the largest mining companies on earth, was brought in to develop the site and sent their own geologists to verify the samples. > They found nothing. Insignificant amounts of gold across every test hole. > On March 19, 1997, de Guzman boarded a helicopter to meet Freeport executives. The pilot was an Indonesian air force pilot, not the regular one who flew the route. > Mid flight the rear door opened. He fell 600 feet into the jungle below. > The body was recovered four days later, decomposed and missing its hands and feet. > The stock crashed 80% in a single day. $6 BILLION wiped out within weeks. > Nobody was ever criminally convicted. > One of his five wives kept receiving money from someone long after his death. > Sightings of him alive in the Philippines were reported for years afterwards. The biggest gold fraud in history was carried out with a wedding ring. The man responsible either fell from a helicopter or is living somewhere on the proceeds. Nobody knows which.

@brianluidog Pity you made it up

Overheard a great conversation on the train just now: "Yeah my sister has a 9 to 5 job. Good money but I could never do that." "You finish at 3pm right? You told me that before" "Yep" "What time do you start?" "7am" "..."

@dom_lucre Americans. Dicks.

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: There is currently a divide between Michael Jackson fans. Many viewers at “Michael” screenings are complaining about fans having what they claim is main character syndrome who can be seen dancing in many theaters while some fans praise it

@Kent_Online Darth Vader recording. Be easy to get away from that unfit fucker

This is the moment a police sergeant was arrested in a Kent park after shocked dog walkers spotted "a naked person" Full story: kentonline.co.uk/medway/news/po…

@Lord_Sugar You pay Tim to laugh at all your shite jokes Sit this one out

Is ITV having a laugh. On Britain's Got Talent there was bloke singing about Scotch Eggs. What joke on prime time TV

@Garyfromairdrie @AlexMcNeil14

@AlexMcNeil14 Did the same. Ended up in a fight. That boy regrets that decision. Self defence for me, criminal record for him.

On a train into Glasgow for a meeting. The social contract is broken, isn’t it? Young fella and his girlfriend opposite me showing each other videos with sound fully on. It’s annoying; so asked them if they wouldn’t mind turning the audio off. Result? Dog’s abuse.

@NancyMarti61822 @SammiePressdee @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @rustyrockets Cuckoo

@SammiePressdee @piersmorgan @PiersUncensored @rustyrockets I block people left and right that’s time management. I’m done with these people. Attack Erika Kirk you’re blocked. The only one made me a little sad about blocking was Joe Rogan. Scroll on by there’s too many other things and people online. Brand is gone. 🙏🌎✝️

There is a MISLEADING clip circulating of Russell Brand and his Bible. I understand some might not have the attention span to watch a two hour interview. Try 4 minutes please. Here he reads a passage and recalls another BY HEART! Writing in Bibles is TINY. Russell’s faith may be the only thing keeping him going. Think of his wife and small children. Think of all the people he helped get off drugs. Wait for the jury to decide his fate. Let’s not break Gods commandments by bearing false witness. CONTEXT matters.

This is magnificent