Jasmine

@elijahhhhhhhh I love ebooks but they are deliberately priced high because publishers worry they’ll cannibalize physical book sales

@bustanutkeaton but the format now to solve it is ebook

There used to be a format that solved this problem called mass market paperback but now everyone wants their romantasy in 15 lb faux leather hardback with rainbow holographic gilt edges

Whenever I’m with dog people I’m highly defensive of the virtues of cats and whenever I’m with cat people I staunchly extoll dogs

In shade in sun

Everything rises

How my replies look when a tweet does numbers

Timothee Chalamet is the quintessential zoomer star: pretty, convincing when swaggering, convincing when vulnerable, top tier crier— but missing a certain weight that suggests life outside the performance because to him everything is performance

There are large groups of people who believe a fabricated posthumous claim of racism is sufficient grounds for murder

Coats of many colors

I feel like the Bible Belt loves dinosaurs more than “I heckin love science” libs do

This is the thinnest theme park crowd I’ve ever seen… ozempic be hitting

@AnaKrivolapova Middle brow is my fav brow

Two great middle brow read-in-one-sitting novels. Eric Bogosian was in Uncut Gems

Pigeon Forge, TN destroying months of weight loss progress in a single day

@ann_manov A movie that FEELS like florida humidity

Every time I doubt the promises of a roadside sign, thinking there’s no way there’s live alligators or bears in a T shirt store, I am proven wrong. Pigeon Forge is an honest town!

Also to my great shock, microwrestling is exactly what I imagined it to be

What more do you need

My daughter asks “how old are you” by saying “what number are you on?”