nathan

@DaytrippingRed Diadora titans mate so bloody comfortable

What are the most undeniably, sensationally comfortable trainers around but also half decent value, want a new pair for work On Cloud’s are class comfort wise, prices are creeping up though! Give me some suggestions here (outside of “fuck off you trainer nonce” please)

@piersmorgan You must have butlers to help ! Get a leg lifter strap a god send getting in and out of bed, and a sock ease helper brilliant invention, a grabber is also vital as you can’t bend down for first 4 weeks, good luck

Anyone had a total hip replacement following trauma, and got some good advice for me re rehab etc? Going home tomorrow.

@dallen1989 Hope u paid tight arse

seen worse.

@Daractenus She’s a massive dick head

It took a European journalist to finally ask this neo-nazi monster the kind of questions American journalists have failed to ask her on a daily basis for almost a year now.

@richardajkeys Cxxt of a man you are hairy hands

Sad to hear the news of Terry Yorath’s passing. He was a warrior & won fans over wherever he played. He was great for us at Coventry & the reason I got Gabby a job at Sky. I had no idea who she was when we met but I knew her dad. RIP Terry. Your daughter did you proud.

@NUCLRGOLF What !! Isn’t this normal 😁

“I watched a guy in a tournament do this on every mark.” ⛳️👀

@PlankerHappy @HighwaysEMIDS Got my coffee flask but just dont want to use it but might have to

@buzzaburrell @HighwaysEMIDS Mate do you have a bottle to piss in?

The #A1 in #Lincolnshire is CLOSED southbound between the #A607 at #Grantham and the #B1174 at #LittlePonton due to a collision involving a car. Emergency services are in attendance. More information to follow shortly.

@HighwaysEMIDS Was it a crash between 2 petrol tankers or 1 car serioulsy if its 1 car 4.5 hours is riducules. I still have 3 hours to go

The #A1 in #Lincolnshire remains closed southbound between the #A607 at #Grantham and the #B1174 at #LittlePonton. A clean-up operation continues at scene owing to a large oil/diesel spillage. We're sending additional Traffic Officers to help get traffic moving when possible.

@HighwaysEMIDS 4 hours mate surely you can get one lane open not sure my bladder can stand another 5 mins

The #A1 in #Lincolnshire remains closed southbound between the #A607 at #Grantham and the #B1174 at #LittlePonton due to a collision. We apologise to traffic which is still stuck within the closure. We're working to clear an oil spillage which is covering both lanes.

Your shite @Schiphol

@DirtyFootbaIIer To right was never a penalty 😂

In 2000, referee Andy D’Urso awarded Middlesbrough a penalty at Old Trafford, the first given against Man United there for 6 years. This is how the United players reacted... 😅

@RobbieSavage8 @chris_sutton73 You taking the piss

Must admit @chris_sutton73 is brilliant on comm 🙏🏻💚 glad he’s on more regular this season 🏆

@DannyGarrad @sibbo4 @riggabuh You would win the lot with me in goal son,

@sibbo4 Few trophies to go with it mate! Winning the lot this season with the cat in goal @riggabuh

Shagger, you have literally had a stint everywhere

@HullCharley34 @TaylorMadeTour Oh go on then

@HenleyAFC @kieron_double @FcRansomes Thought you signed him from capel ?

A warm welcome to @kieron_double who joins the Hens after a spell at @FcRansomes #UppaHens

@ClarksonsFarm1 Lisa ❤️

What would you like to see more of in season 5?

@darrenpjones Knob head

Nigel Farage and Reform have been rumbled. They promise you everything you could wish for, but have no idea how. False promises. Populist nonsense. Ask them this simple question every time: how? They hate it.

@UnitedRadar God I miss this fella

@albi_5 Well played pal but very disappointed that there 9 blew you a kiss when he scored I was hoping you would rub his face in it when we notched the winner x

another final, another trophy! good game, feeling it already, lovely to have the kids as mascots too. #WinningsNotForEveryone #Div6BeatDiv3

@sibbo4 @BranthamAth Congratulations mate

Never been so proud 💙💙 @BranthamAth what a day