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Someone should do something about all the jerks.

sorry i dropped a bucket on your head and punched the bucket

Don't worry about WWIII. If I learned anything from watching WWII movies it's that everyone that fights will be from Brooklyn, or the Bronx or a small town in Iowa

@wokkax3 pics of squirrels?

Oh, vague, lingering, nameless dread. You and I have been through a lot together, old friend.

missed another call from scam likely

Raindrops are reincarnations of other raindrops. This is a big thought all by itself, but also I was eating yogurt.

Dance like no one's watching. Cut that donut in half like you won't be back for the rest of it in 10 minutes.

Without the cheese it would've just been hamburger in paradise. Really makes you think.

might run for mayor might not

opens a bar for you and your friends called charlatans

tired of referring to my dad in past tense

At least one person in a marriage should be able to whistle.

At the time, there was a bear who was a grizzly and a bear who was a chimp/long haul trucker. It was television at its most mammal positive.

In case the ban on blocking is retroactive, I'd just like to say: I'm still here, you jackass.

Inevitably, you will meet someone who looks like a sturgeon. Now that you know, it won't take you by surprise.

Most of the pictures from the 70's are of people sitting in lawn chairs.

It's nice when a friend's kids are grown and we can resume our friendship

sorry i picked you up and used you as a human shield

Only a monster would pull into an entrance that slowly.

bugs are in control now