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Eternal mood: leaving the apartment cos you’re tired of being alone, to go sit in a crowded bar so you can not talk to anyone because, frankly, everyone sucks

@causamdicere This would be funnier if you then lost the car for some amount of time

@causamdicere Are you referring to yourself, me, or David brooks?

@causamdicere Did he tell you you were mysterious

@causamdicere First off we are not a dive in the slightest. Second, I assume this was gin and ginger dude?

RIP Ted Kaczynski, inspiration for the most understated footnote ever

That was all a very long-winded way of saying I need another tattoo I guess

Guess we’re on a theme this week

Profoundly depressing that at a newly minted age of 37 I am the go-to person to talk about losing a parent because I’ve been through it twice

Super hyped about seeing the Mojave again next week One of these days I’m not coming back

There’s an eternal joy and sadness when you realize you can step on cracks in the sidewalk and not have any superstitious consequences

If I may quote @TodayinTabs : “reality? I’m so scared about reality.”

@AoDespair @GreatDismal explosm.net/comics/rob-cra…

One of the great modern ambiguities is whether the animated dude on the corner is ranting to himself or ranting to someone else on an unseen, miniaturized communications device. But kicking over that trash can and yelling at its splayed contents is perhaps my first real clue.

nick castellanos in the NLCS might finally be what we need for kissinger