calehartmann

youtu.be/yzjEg5hBcpU Facts and founding personnel withstanding.

@MartinaMarkota He'll be back

@Gavin_McInnes Ha, did you eat a Tide pod?

Just be cooOOOOoooOoLl youtu.be/eB4TmnGk8FU

@anthonyjeselnik Give or get?

Or just seek out Girl Ray or The Orielles

@cwlundin Nuh-uh.

Look, I know a lot of you want me dead or worse or whatever but let's put that aside for a moment. I just want you all to know you need to go see Charly Bliss tomorrow at the Fonda. That is all.

Welp. Let's see if this is it!

I apologize for posting two year old drafts. Johnny walker wisdom running high

"What can I get for ya?" "Bourbon. Leave the bottle." "Okay, that'll be $204." "Oh, um, okay I'll have a glass." "Like a pint glass? That's $102." "Just, just give me a shot." "You got it, $12." ... "One beer please."

@cwlundin I mean, that might be a part of it but I honestly don't think so.

Had this weird feeling all day. I'm not forgetting anyone's birthday am I?

Well that's rock and roll and the phrase rock and roll is the only thing gayer than apologizing for being rock and roll. Pick up your camera. See what photo you got. Brag to your friends later and go on to the next better show and take photos there. Be thankful you were up front.

@billyeichner @guybranum Can you imagine being so simultaneously self-involved and insecure that you get mad at people hanging out without you? Get better at comedy.

youtu.be/ObtI6e0Mn5s I am so not a raper.

I said actually too many times. I'm just mad.

Fuck you Louis CK and fuck you everyone else in comedy.

..."coming clean." We've known for years. Meanwhile, I, a non-abusing normal guy, am not allowed to do comedy.