Cape Shore Memes

Cuts hair in da bay, is the center of a very controversial red hot love octagon that often results on bayman on bayman violence.

I wasn't born in the 80s but I grew up in the Bay in Newfoundland in the 90s so that's pretty much the same thing.

In the 90s in Newfoundland this was your typical female fish plant worker.

According to the Epstein files this is how our country was founded.

How Genital crabs gets contracted in Newfoundland.

Grand Mudders in the 90s would see this on TV and there be nothing but tuts and them blessing themselves over it and fast forward to modern day and some of their grand daughters would make this girl look like a Nun.

When you're having a night out and you're tasked with taking the 'Fridge' home but the fridge is a bay missus from Newfoundland raised on salt fish, salt beef and potatoes.

This is what happened when the province that was soaking up all equalization payments from the rest of the provinces announced they were thing about separating in 1995:

The Prime Ministers of Canada and India meet up and nobody will ever fathom how many Canadian Drive Thru orders will be messed up as a direct result of this conversation.

B'ys call it Newfie intuition but ya just knows there were some major world leaders were eatin' youngsters on them Epstein files when we all finding out about the existence of aliens before we all finds out about everyone that was on them Epstein files.

@elonmusk, I run a niche meme page in Newfoundland, Canada. After posting a scathing critique of the justice system following the BC school shooting, it feels like my reach tanked on Facebook. Any thoughts on shadow banning happening?

Imagine how often this happens when Newfies lock eyes with someone they know while entering and exiting the parking lot of Our Pleasure.

@mark_slapinski What a fucking idiot.

My name is Mark Slapinski. I am a Conservative, and support Pierre Poilievre. I also believe Donald Trump is a threat to the Western world and must be impeached. He threatened NATO allies, threatened to use the military on his people, and has interfered in Canada's elections.

If I was da premier I would do things to Newfoundland that Danny Williams would only conjure up in his wet dreams.

POV: The mushrooms just kicked in and you stared at the can of meatballs and gravy on your Grandmudders kitchen table for too long.

The Bidet in Da Bay Da Arse Washer 2000 The Misty Hole Da Bird Batter THE CUNNIE CLEANER 5000

Newfies meeting each other in their fishing boats: A Quick "Arn?" and a "Narn" and no stopping, gone again no fucking around. Newfies meeting in Walmart:

Paddy Daley: Well, good morning and welcome to Open Line Caller: Well Paddy by it's dat Jesus cold out I just seen a politician walk down da road with his hands in his OWN pockets!

Buddy: This year baby I'm giving you da key to my heart this Christmas. Misses: Oh dear Jesus dats some... Wait... Is this the key to a can of corn beef hash? Buddy: Ya like I said da key to my heart.