Hazel

Feeding a snail. twitter.com/tuidelescriban…

Cunt is too normalized it’s not as fun to say anymore. Make it taboo again

when there’s a minor inconvenience

I too am a grocery store enthusiast

I understand that coke is a popular drug… but can we stop acting like that shit isn’t a HARD drug that can kill ya ass? 😭😭😭

@ask_aubry “Not flushing by the way” is sending me

For the love of God please go your own way and leave us alone.

@raynefq You can acknowledge that someone is an asshole without trying to ruin their lives 🤷‍♀️ 9/10 it’s not as serious as ppl make it out to be

don’t care abt todays discourse and will not be talking about it but I just want to say In General that contacting someone’s work & attempting to destabilize their employment is a really really big deal that is overall taken way too lightly on the internet

Just found out about frillback pigeons. What the hell.

@seventiesboots Boooo

@capnroachclip Actually they are announcing biggest UK show tomorrow.. I don’t think tickets will be cheap… They are still very popular

the worst thing about being an ex hamilton fan is that it never goes away

guy who only knew jesus professionally: Honey, did you hear they CRUCIFIED our CARPENTER???

real comedy i wish i could watch this again for the first time

I am so unbelievably grateful for being born in a time period where sprite exists

i can never scroll down when i see a tweet like this without mentioning glenn howerton

sorry for being warm and cozy and just all around snug as a bug, it’ll happen again

Walking into the Safeway bricked up on a Wednesday evening