reese

— pieceofreese.straw.page ₊˚⊹ ᰔ

i’m shkaing tsoo fuckfknnng bad i loocked mysled in the bathroom

hwo thr bfuck did trhey even get iINSIDE MY APARTMENTN

why dthe fuck are theynit leaving me alone what thefuck

wsit what the fucckcwhy are they here hiwthe fuck did they find me againplease no

@tentonneskel MY GOAT🔥🙏

@capreesesun GET THAT COOKIE

gettin ready forrrrrr a certain someone with really nice biceps 🤔🤔

@natinmanhattan WAIT THAT MADE ME SMILE I’M FUCKING CRYIGNRNWHWHWHAHAH

@capreesesun give me a chihuahua smile

i’m dying and going to hell today work is fucking killing me i’m seething literally no positive words to describe anything happening to me right now

a potato flew around my room or something i dunno bro

reese found dead after listening to conan gray for 2 hours straight.

@jessmaereynolds me i’ve spawned in hi

okay so like do i like do a backflip to make friends or do they just spawn in

who #up on ponyville 😄💞 this is me as a pony 101% accurate

💭💭

@natinmanhattan hey google, how do you suppress your jealousy while remaining nonchalant and coherent enough for the modern civilization to understand you?

hey google, how do you flirt without making it too obvious?

i graduated with some cum on my laude 👩‍🎓📚🍎 i’m tryna find someone to cum on my body 🙏💦💯

top 10 sentences ever.

@WSQKhair okay…. fine…. we can like, hang or something….. i guess i find you cool or something.

@capreesesun i do want to make amends with you

sorryyyy i’m not going to stand for childish behaviour.

@WSQKhair why would the world end do you not want to make amends with me.

@capreesesun we’re finally agreeing? the world is ending

they making my dick 10x bigger