Chris Sloan

This is what newspapers look like now.

What are you taking about? This seems like a pretty realistic portrayal of how no matter how hard you try, you can’t get a woman wet.

Gonna start posting my poetry here

@gothbr00ks He ain’t following you on here, who?? I seen Trent Sparkman become weirdly religious on Facebook recently.

@MadDawg479 I ain’t never seen a big boy grilling on the roof

This shit never gets old

The charlie Kirk shooter wasn’t far left or far right. He was obviously a cum town fan.

My sweet girlfriend has a desire to check pegging off of her list. We’ve made compromise, she can peg me once for every titjob she gives me moving forward. Im literally getting it from both ends on that deal.

Is Bill Callahan in Austin? Will Bill Callahan come on the podcast?

Check this out.

I would like to encourage people to belive this is a real article written by esteemed jornalist Wayne Kerr Hoffman.

This is gonna sound SUPER out of touch, but I didn’t know Sidney Sweeney even had a head until that Nazi jeans commercial!

@DEMONSLUT69 I have been enjoying NA beers on my sober journey! I’m also not shy to ask for a couple lemons in a Diet Coke to make it look like a cocktail. I’m not drinking much nowadays but I love to feel like I’m participating!

we live in a world where you can see my b00bs for twelve dollars. and i just think that’s beautiful

I think private planes should be required to have flight logs, this way we would have an idea of who went to Epstein Island.

Yo @LouBegaofficial do one with guys’ names.

One day it’s all gonna totally fall together and a hot girl is gonna walk right up to me and say “I recognize you from liking all of my instagram stories”

Frankenstein is actually the name of the doctor. Frankenstein’s WIFE is the name of the damn monster, am I right fellas?!

World peace #UFC318