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@captionthistoo

An ambulance stuck in traffic. ಕನ್ನಡಿಗ. I'm here to piss off both left and right wing equally.

เข้าร่วม Nisan 2012
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@anjalihegde Ankle strength and flexibility. We walk way less now. Out fathers walked for kilometres and took buses. Most people now can barely walk 1km without panting and puffing.
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Anjali@anjalihegde·
It’s surprising how so many people in their 30s can not squat or use an Indian toilet. How did we as Indians who sat on floor for everything, easily squat & pooped all our lives get here?! People now say Wow! When you say you can squat 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@nabilajamal_ The problem is, after laying the pipes, the roads aren't restored. They simply cover it up with sand/mud which will expose those trenches in 2 days
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Nabila Jamal@nabilajamal_·
India's Ministry of Petroleum issues a landmark order: The Natural Gas Pipeline Distribution Order, 2026 gives the Centre power to override local hurdles blocking piped gas rollout across India. → Housing societies & RWAs can no longer block pipeline laying → Cuts through bureaucratic delays, high fees & approval bottlenecks → Triggered by Strait of Hormuz blockage & Gulf LNG facility damage India is looking to turn the adversity into an opportunity
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@brankopetric00 The said sneezing almost always happen at 2am
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Branko@brankopetric00·
we have high availability across 3 availability zones and a single postgres instance that takes everything down if it sneezes
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@twtayaan Most goated - kubectl delete svc
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Ayaan 🐧@twtayaan·
DevOps engineer daily workflow: - kubectl get pods - kubectl describe pod - kubectl logs - kubectl exec -it - google error message - ask claude - restart deployment - pretend you fixed it Congratulations. You are now a Senior DevOps engineer.
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DK@captionthistoo·
@guzu_p As someone who had his fair share of fights, I totally agree with you. But if the situation presents itself, one should have the capability to make the other person bite dust as soon as possible.
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KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
One thing I thank God for my life is that I have never been in a physical fight with anybody in my life. Obviously except normal siblings fighting each other as kids. I have always avoided it because I know a lot of walking corpse are looking for whose life to ruin, so I always avoid physical confrontation. Many young men are rotting in jail because of this today. As a man, always do your best to avoid fighting. Only do so when necessary or your life is being threatened cause that cheap point you want to get by being the guy everybody hails for being strong isn't worth decades in prison. Life is too sweet to limit yourself in a box for the rest of your life. Control your anger or it shall bring you ruin.
𝕰𝖒𝕲@Emilio2763

Just like that 2 Lives Ruined… One’s Paralyzed and One’s Going to Prison…

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@IndianGems_ Sorry there's no justice here. He shouldn't have been let go by the police. Unfortunately, she doesn't have the power to take any action against him.
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🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·
Bro riding his bike in opposite lane Army men saw him Gave him two sharp slaps Poetic justice😭
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@MuthaNagavamsi I'm on ingress-nginx in production. For those interested, a classic nginx deployment will do the same job and more. But if you're not willing to commit to the complexity, deploy the Gateway API. Istio service mesh + gateway API for the adventurous ones.
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Mutha Nagavamsi⚡️@MuthaNagavamsi·
The "comfort zone" of ingress-nginx just became a high-risk zone. At KubeCon Amsterdam, it was archived live on stage. more than a funeral, i would call it a forced upgrade. there are growing limitations of ingress. Sticking with it now isn't just technical debt, it’s a security liability you can't afford. ​The Choice? Maintaining your own fork is risky. If you aren't a security firm, you have no business patching your own controller. The path ahead? Migrate to the Kubernetes Gateway API. It is the evolved successor, offering better role-based control and cleaner traffic management. Move now, or wait for the CVE that proves you wrong.
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DK@captionthistoo·
@faeriellaaa @AnishA_Moonka It was before they introduced their monetization program. It went downhill real quick after that.
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Anish Moonka@AnishA_Moonka·
Your body has an enzyme that can stop your cells from aging. You produce it as an embryo, and then your body shuts it off. On purpose. Because if your cells kept using it, they’d never stop dividing, and that’s literally what cancer is. About 85% of human cancers work by switching this enzyme back on. Lobsters never switch it off. Ever. They produce this thing, telomerase, in every single organ their entire lives. A 1998 lab study found it running in their liver, their heart, their muscles, everywhere. What it does is simple: every time a cell copies itself, the tips of your DNA fray a little, like the ends of a shoelace losing its plastic cap. Telomerase rebuilds those caps. In your body, most cells can’t do that, so they wear down and eventually die. That’s aging. Lobster cells just… keep going. And here’s the part that messes with me. They actually get more fertile as they age. A 1-pound female carries about 8,000 eggs. A 9-pound female can carry over 100,000. The grandmother in this video is hauling 70,000–80,000 eggs. In almost every other animal, reproduction slows down and stops as the body breaks down. Lobsters flip that completely. The older they get, the more babies they can have. They do still die. Just not from aging. Lobsters grow by cracking out of their entire shell and building a new one from scratch. Imagine doing that every year or two, and each time it costs more energy because you’re bigger. Eventually the molt itself is what kills them. Exhaustion. Or infection while the new shell is still soft. The oldest one anyone’s found, a 20-pound male named George, was about 140 years old when he got pulled up off Newfoundland in 2008. PETA got involved, and he was dropped back into the water near Kennebunkport, Maine. This female getting released isn’t random feel-good content, either. Maine has made it illegal to keep egg-bearing females since 1872. When a fisherman catches one, he cuts a V-shaped notch into her tail flipper before tossing her back. That notch makes her permanently off-limits, even years later when she’s caught again without visible eggs. A 2018 study found that V-notched females produce 9 times more eggs over their lifetime than unmarked ones. And the survival odds for lobster babies are terrible: out of every 50,000 eggs, maybe 2 make it to a size you could legally catch. One big, old, egg-loaded female like this one is worth more to the species than thousands of younger lobsters combined.
Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺@Axaxia88

This female lobster is estimated to be about 40-60 years old (based on her impressive size and massive egg load of 70,000–80,000), making her a rare, robust 'grandmother' of the sea – which is exactly why Jacob released her immediately to help preserve the population 🦞🌊

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@AapathBandhava Chalisuva Cheluve is an evergreen song in my opinion. It is an eternal part of my playlist
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@DunderMifflinAS David Wallace . . . . . . Jan End of list
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Dunder Mifflin@DunderMifflinAS·
Who is your favorite boss? (Michael doesn’t count)
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@clovistb I'm part of the remaining 20%. I accepted the counter offer 5 years ago and haven't changed jobs yet. The key is, make the most of both options while ensuring there is maximum learning and negotiate keeping it in mind.
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clovis@clovistb·
80% of employees who accept a counteroffer instead of resigning are no longer with their employer within a year The reasons that pushed you to consider leaving don’t disappear They return
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@devops_nk Stuffing cloudops and SRE as 'core' devops skill is the worst thing to happen to devops.
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Nandkishor@devops_nk·
If you can’t answer these you’re not ready for a DevOps interview. Continuing my preparation, here are real and commonly asked DevOps questions every engineer should be able to answer in depth 👇 🔹 CI/CD & Jenkins • What are Jenkins agents, and how does the master-agent architecture work internally? • How do you configure Jenkins to automatically trigger a pipeline on every Git push event? • What is an artifact repository like Nexus or Artifactory, and why is it important in CI/CD pipelines? 🔹 Docker • What is the difference between CMD and ENTRYPOINT in a Dockerfile, and when should you use each? • What are the best practices to reduce Docker image size in production environments? • How do you troubleshoot and identify why a Docker container is continuously restarting? 🔹 Kubernetes (K8s) • What is the difference between a Pod, ReplicaSet, and Deployment in Kubernetes? • What is a DaemonSet, and in which real-world scenarios would you use it? • What is the difference between a ConfigMap and a Secret, and how are they consumed by applications? • How does Ingress work internally in Kubernetes? 🔹 Terraform / Infrastructure as Code • What exactly happens during terraform plan, and how does it compare the state file with real infrastructure? • Why do we lock the Terraform state file, and what problems can occur without state locking? • What is a data source in Terraform, and how is it different from a resource block? 🔹 AWS Cloud • What is the difference between an IAM User, IAM Group, and IAM Role? • How does Auto Scaling work in AWS, and what are scaling policies? • What is S3 bucket versioning, and how does it help in data protection? • How does a Load Balancer distribute traffic across multiple instances? 🔹 Monitoring (Prometheus / Grafana) • What is an exporter in Prometheus, and how does it help collect metrics? • What is the difference between a gauge, counter, and histogram metric type? • What is alerting in monitoring systems, and how do alert managers work? • What is the difference between monitoring and observability in modern DevOps practices? - These are highly practical and frequently asked questions in DevOps interviews in 2026. - Master concepts. Practice hands-on. Explain with real examples. Let’s keep learning and growing together.
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@__karnati Monolith + no containers means CI/CD is not my immediate priority. My focus would be to introduce RBAC wherever possible and get the wheels moving on a staging setup. Deployments can be scriptized instead of manual for monoliths.
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Sri@__karnati·
Scenario: you join a company as the first DevOps/platform hire. Current state: → Deployments are manual SSH → No CI/CD → One monolithic server, no containers → Everyone shares one SSH key → No staging environment You have 90 days What do you fix first? What do you intentionally leave for later?
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@IndianGems_ It won't change even in another 10 years. You can blame BJP or congress depending on whose crotch you usually scratch but the ground level reality will remain the same.
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🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_·
Look at this overcrowded train near Patna. It was the same in 2014, and it's still the same in 2026. What exactly has changed in the last 12 years?
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@piyushbodaa Well, he can let the mirrors be in their rightful place and stick that mobile holder to his crotch, nobody would give a rat's ass.
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Piyush Bodaa@piyushbodaa·
When did Mobile Holders become Illegal ?
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@rutu_3 Preflight?
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Giyu@rutu_3·
Intern: Sir why is my GET profile API being called twice in the Network tab even though I only called it once in my React profile page? Only cracked dev can answer it!
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