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Picture the scene: you’re at the 5SOS5 tour. 5SOS just finish playing Bleach, the lights go dark. Can’t see shit. 10 seconds later the lights go up & everyone is blinded. But then the crowd realise Ash is up front & Luke’s on drums. The intro to TEARS starts. Everyone dies.

@nationalrailenq Will there be rail replacement buses from Carlisle to Lancaster?

⚠️ NEW: #Penrith - Disruption between Carlisle and Lancaster expected until the end of the day nationalrail.co.uk/service-disrup…

@5SOS @Luke5SOS ho is that you?

@Tha5SOSFamily @5SOST0URUPDATES Oh we’re taylor swift now with 300 variants are we @5SOS!? 🤣😭

New variants with member specific covers & a bonus track! Luke - Start Over Ashton - Chest Calum - I’ll Find You Michael - Wishful Dreaming Buy on their store: 5sos.com

I heard Flatline by @5SOS out in the wild for the first ever time today

Any uk swifties want to buy my extra signed tortured poets CD insert?

@Michael5SOS No

guess what

@Jet__Girl @Rhi5S0S Oh me too.

@Rhi5S0S If I lived close to you, I'm sorry to inform you, I would kick Jake in the balls. And the shins.

Called jake when we were in the ambulance and asked him to bring the baby’s car seat up. He didn’t offer to come to the hospital with me, didn’t ask how baby was. Why did his mother act like it was my fault I didn’t tell him to come to the hospital?

@Rhi5S0S Oh actual jail. I can’t with him

He’s a grown fucking man. If he can’t use his head and ask or straight up say he’s going to come be with me and his son, then why am I wasting my time and breath? He shouldn’t have to be asked or told. He’s a father. He should know what to do.

@Rhi5S0S Fuck!!! Sending you and jj love!!

My son being rushed to hospital in an ambulance wasn’t on my bingo card for him turning a month old tomorrow

Ok so if @Ashton5SOS could play drums and sing at his show last night, he can add TEARS! to the next @5SOS tour 🤔

Does anyone know when & where vip boxes can be collected for the Milan eras tour? @ticketone @taylornation13 @taylorswift13

@Rhi5S0S NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

@caramelfool “She’s just trying to help love”

@Rhi5S0S God she’s so overbearing. Jake needs to have a word and tell her to give you some breathing space

@caramelfool Oh I just told her that the baby doctor wants to monitor him as they’re a little concerned over his umbilical cord breaking off and bleeding already, watch her tell me that the doctors don’t know what they’re talking about just because she wants us home to be mother to my son

@Rhi5S0S Oh I can’t cope with her.

“When you come home this week I’ll put his cot in my bedroom and you can express a bottle for him so I can have him for the night” HES MY FUCKING SON WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE HIM FROM ME SO BADLY????? Let me be his mother!

@Rhi5S0S This is so cute!

My whole world, my boys 🩵

@Ashton5SOS Hey that looks like the dad from the 5 Sauce commercial

Recently I went and sang my new songs in front of people for the first time, it felt incredible for my soul and left me feeling like I can’t wait to do it again 😘

@Rhi5S0S Oh Rhi this is shit where tf is Jake?

Being in hospital on your own for 95% of the time is such a mind fuck, literally sat here crying

@Ashton5SOS Yeah it’s beautiful. Tell you what’s not beautiful, the shipping from the US to England.

Oh yeah look at these bad boys ashtonirwinofficial.com

@Ashton5SOS @BelascoLA Baby girl, I think you should add a show in the uk. Specifically Manchester. Thank you kindly.