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No thoughts, just Andy Samberg in a coal mine

One time I had my husband go get me subway and I sent him my order and he said the subway people said it was a weird sandwich. Um, excuse me? It’s have it my way, not have it your way

Amazon coming out with the kindle color soft right before Christmas?! SLAY

It’s a crime that we didn’t get book harry and Ginny. Its a crime that we didn’t get book Ginny at all.

I’m beginning to think I might have a mental illness

ALSO IM SO GLAD THE ELLEN AND DORY SHIT WASNT IN THE MOVIE

“It ends with us” was absolutely amazing, Blake lively slayed and it makes so much more sense for them to be this age than 20 yo like the book!! I have never said that I like a movie more than the book, but dare I say that I in fact liked the movie better 👀

August 1st = fall

I got on TikTok this morning and had this man yelling at me for not drinking enough water and not eating enough food, like damn but you right sir thank you

I hate when people are at my house (meaning my husbands friends not mine lol) because I lose a sense of self when I have to use the bathroom with the door closed 😤

Shrek 5 will officially be released on July 1st 2026.

Should I become a garmin watch girlie instead of an Apple Watch girlie?

SKINNY LUNCH

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthol…

Do you think Charlie Puth is freaking out right now?

Not my husband pretending to be a Purdue fan 👀

when you’re eating eggs and it starts tasting like you’re eating eggs

“Where’s the Pride flag?” “Fu*k knows. Just put out the Twister mat.”

#HOFAS made me understand why #acosf was from Nesta’s POV, i hope the next #ACOTAR book is from her POV because I want to know what she does with the sword and dagger. This book officially put Az at the top

I don’t get how people are saying HOFAS makes them not like Bryce, saying she’s mean. Like excuse me? She’s trying to save the planet and she not stopping, she’s a queen and that’s part of the job. She was willing to give up EVERYTHING. #SJM #HOFAS