Carson Berry

@TheFestiveOwl @okeechobeefest @RAVENSCOON @Meduso_bass What do any of these words mean

Ravenscoon b2b Meduso officially reopened the Okeechobee portal last night with a surprise set on Incendia. 🌀🔥

Alysa Liu am I doing it right?? #EpicPartner

overheard a table say they were hesitant to plan a birthday party for someone in their family because it meant inviting their friends and making it, and i quote, a “mixed socioeconomic status event”

i got entire papers written this way

I’m like the abby lee miller of figure skating

@cyborg_ballet I’m sorry that happened but what album made you realize this

Just listened to an album and realized I probably did fent on accident at some point in my life and that’s okay

Drunk as fuck using the word objectively

@dodgerfowler I know you tweeted this 364 days ago but wtf were you talking about

if donald trump does the 'Psst, i see dead people' for not like us half time show im gonna lose my shit

Work crush so intense he wore shorts and I was unable to focus until he left

i literally put the CHUD in chudai

Lady Gaga doesn’t know it but she is directly impacting my workload tonight

“I want to thank our troops for allowing us to play this game.” —USA Hockey Team How representing your country is done ✊🏼🇺🇸

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THIS IS BETTER THAN FUCKING 4TH OF JULY

@florida_boi07 New tattoo goes crazy‼️‼️

By the power of kitty

New transit fare evasion discourse just dropped.

All fun and jokes until I have a crush on someone then I suddenly have never had a conversation in my life or know how they go

Save me 2016 XXL Freshman Cypher save me