steve carter

@CartersCollecta Here's one of these too! xxx

@CartersCollecta Hiya Janeykins! Welcome to the wonderful (?) world of Twitter! xxx

@p_redorchid patty, spose I should watch,partic as Politics withdrawal on Thurs! Hope Ch4 bring back 10o'clock Live soon! Africa is SNAFU!

@p_redorchid Hiya Patty. Been on hols so not been visible for a while! I agree wiv u about Newsnight, I don't watch it much these days!

Hello Twitterites! I been on hols in Ireland but back now. Gotta sort my poetry out and submit for publication 2morw!

@vitoria_e_certa Good point Vitoria!We had that twat Clegg twatting on on TV this morn:Cam should show us the cut of his jib soon #Twatgate

@Whaahaay Your photos look great: u got real talent! Go for it LARGE! Nighty night xxx Hope Vikki's OK too - she came with u as a package! x

@VenusDeMileage Merci beaucoup, Madame! Tu es tres chic et merveilleuse! Oui! Loadsa Guinness!

@Whaahaay Good on yer! See you now going mad on Twitter just like F/B - I'm on there more now but got hooked into funny link ups there!

#juststoprightthere before you enter my personal space! You body odour and halitosis are repellent! Old Dragons should stay in their caves!

@Whaahaay Hiya Jess, U up late! Have you broke up from College then? How's Vicki?

@VenusDeMileage Oui! Moi un poet! Je suis le Roi des poems dans Shanklin! Only gotta sell 7 copies for a pint of Guinness! Wow! Tres rich!

@VenusDeMileage Not sure works in normal speech - mind you, sounds interessant!BTW I gonna be a published poet,gonna make 47p per book sold!

@VenusDeMileage "But I like you!" ou "Mais, j' admire toi!" ou "Je, T'aimes?"

@VenusDeMileage Decided this was so good I'd Retweet it!But thought should have also retweeted you farting in Lizzie's gob too! Oui ou Non?

A unicorn's horn tastes of all the wishes you never made, yet sweeter, and all the regrets you had but with a slight lemony tang. @ccboyo

@VenusDeMileage Lemony ou citron? You is weirder than the strangest Unicorn, oui?

@VenusDeMileage My point, exactement!

@VenusDeMileage That'll learn yer for pissing about with Unicorns! Cherie!

@VenusDeMileage Strange but tres interessant, oui?