claire

"Claire, how are you talking to me about campaign finance reform, a story you heard on NPR, & what happened on Survivor in the same minute?"

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume you've seen

happy to crush a watery beer outside while chicken fried plays in the background but this is a step too far! #survivor50

okay ALSO! best survivor reward definitely should go to the trip to the Great Barrier Reef, the safari, the thing where they swam in the lake with the non-stinging jellyfish, the humanitarian stuff they’ve done…

too many minutes on zac brown already, move on dot org #survivor50

And it was around the time Jeff Probst randomly started rapping that I realized he’s the Mr. Schuester of Survivor.

Cirie’s read on Rizgod >>>>>>>>>> #survivor50

this is reminiscent of the s21 reunion where they had chase rice play a song he wrote and everyone clapped on the 1 and 3

I REPEAT, PROBSTIAN BULLSHIT

“A rooster” be fucking for real #Survivor50

Ozzy’s look is giving Shambo and it’s an insult to Shambo!!!! #survivor50

who are these “fans” with these probstian decisions #survivor50

43/50, 44 if I get half points

fuck fire making final four and three tribes and the new era format, queen cirie for life, etc etc etc

friendly reminder that “39 days, 16 people, 1 survivor” hits way harder than this shit

happy #Survivor50 premiere day to all who celebrate

i vote we let ilona maher handle the men's team

Anyway, this show has been a part of my life/personality for the vast majority of my time on earth, and it’s not stopping any time soon. #Survivor50

It is wild to see how this show has evolved over time - for better and for worse - and also alarming to hear the stuff that people could say on primetime cable in the early 2000s, by the way!

I’ve spent the last ~year rewatching all of Survivor ahead of the premiere of season 50. Today, I finished the full rewatch. This is MY definitive ranking of each season as the 9 year old who dressed up as a Survivor contestant for Halloween.