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Sorry if you felt overwhelmed last night. When I said "drop by later, Lindas coming by" I meant every possible Linda, not just the one we both know

@JessieIsRed hell yeah

@ceejoyner Idk I instantly thought of the Metallica song

[listening to the bell toll] haha the bell is tolling for some loser, I wonder who

Nana be careful on those stairs you don't have enough followers for a gofundme

I'm not on here much, but if you have bluesky I'm posting like it's 2012 over there same user name

@RoboPenis_ @methsyndicate69 Lol

Lmao I’m the @methsyndicate69 fart man

You'll catch more flies with honey than with vinegar and the most flies with a huge piece of shit so what are we even talking about

@WhiteWheatTweet @TribalSpaceCat @boring_as_heck Lol

@WhiteWheatTweet @boring_as_heck No thats Gretchen aka drydickrando lmao

@boring_as_heck @keplyq No it was home halfway

@OkButStill Lmao

Chaperoning a field trip and a kid just asked if I've ever heard one two buckle my shoe like that shit just dropped this week

@leyawn @dwayne_media Lol

There is a long list of things I'd rather die than do, and that's not even necessarily a harsh condemnation of the things on that list.

@paynushater @OkButStill That's a valid counter

@ceejoyner @OkButStill What the fuck am I supposed to do with an erect penis? The viral one is far more damaging