Leonardo Tomas

Hope that lung is strong enough for the playoffs, Cade. #bleedgreen #deepwaters

@schmo_joe55846 Never met the bloke. But have grown much respect for the guy over others comms. This is so preposterous but very fitting to what I’ve been imagining the entire time.

Father just told me all time nba team anyone ever. Issiah Thomas- Jordan - Barkley - Bird- Hakeem

@Chester7296 just wanted to post ur new going out feets

Enjoy a little Easter cleavage from me to you.

Thanks for the follow back @ZwedishMeatbalZ !! Wonder what golem you’ll end up with tn ?

@Chester7296 kys

11 year old cousin is giving me words of affirmation because I suck at Wii Sports.

happy final four #fromminetoyours

can’t stress this shit enough

my buddies might be the god squad

so back

The solo belly up to the bar at the local diner. A witty and calculated move I’ve practiced over the years. Best use after a night you’d like to wash away. Give me a hot cup of joe with your most expensive breakfast platter please. #dadspaying

someone tell me this is ferd !?! #gabe

@Brady12Clark DeLUsiONal

Damian Lillard and the man who will finally bring him the one thing that has eluded him his entire career: an NBA championship in Portland. 🏆🌹

kill me

Completely by myself at the underage college bar rn. No friends anywhere. Place has plenty of people in it. The only guy just sitting down at the bar. Feel like a chud. Gotta remember I’m the man. You’re the man. You’re the man. #whytfdidipostthis

@AEmindset69 I love you

Shoutout

@ZwedishMeatbalZ such a special soul for a burner. complete waste of talent you are

fuck keep forgetting i can tweet my thoughts. Woke up naked this morning.

@JohnMcGoey3 your jaw would hit the floor if u saw this picture

Update: a new pic of me has been leaked. It’s fake. Take it up with my lawyers

Guest speaker today… Wonder if he knows Maddie? #uncleoftheeiffel

Walk in a bathroom with every urinal in the line open… I take the child height urinal 10/10 times. #realspill

@FreddyFoReal65 Stars are aligning, Freddy

@chalkrockerr I wanna see the kid in rare form this weekend.